Anthony Trollope, who wrote short novels during vacations between writing long novels,: a. once considered trimming his beard, but decided it would interfere with writing a novel. b. once wrote a novel while punting on the Thames. c. tried writing two novels simultaneously, one with each hand, found it to be too difficult, and wrote […]
Once upon a time a lackadaisical car dealership owner’s daughter traipsed into the woods hauling her wagon loaded with four 2 gallon jugs of brandy. First she met a wolf who threatened to read tax instructions at her. He was soon placated when the girl shared with him one jug of brandy. Continuing on her […]
Loon: I’m told this gentleman composed music. Mr. Strelinski, was it hard to clean between the piano keys when cracker crumbs got in there? Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, you bet. Even harder was the syrup. Loon: I can imagine. Also, is it true that all musicians like to ski? Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, that’s true. Even better […]
The triffid scouts assemble at dawn to receive their orders. Destination? Yonder right to investigate garden borders.
Of course we all love feeling like happy little owls, and Albert was no exception.
Albert wore this coat: a. whenever he went to get a haircut. b. on a secret mission to Tashkent. c. when Lucky Lindy took him for a sky ride. d. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. e. because it made him feel like a happy little owl.
trek if ye dare into the wood defy the enveloping mist and when ye be lost, forlorn, without hope with doom ye will hold a last tryst
Loon: Welcome to this week’s 3 Question Interview With A Celebrity Ghost. I’ve been informed that the formidable looking presence hovering above the ottoman is one Gertrude Stein. Ms. Stein, can you tell us about any amusing incidents you might have had concerning automobiles? Gertrude Stein’s ghost: It all depends on what you mean by […]
The frog king and the frog queen lived quite happily in, on and under a garden green. For you see, they possessed everything their hearts desired. Centuries of collecting had crammed bowers in the garden and caverns underneath with a dazzling array of items. There were steak knives with handles of purest ash, a wind-up […]
Following her movie career, Louise: a. spent several years laboring as a stevedore in Liverpool. b. lived for a time with a couple of gorillas in the mist. c. became quite the talented thimblerigger. d. opened a hat shop in Macon, Georgia. e. painted herself blue and hopped back and forth.
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