The thought bubble over Elisha’s head would read: a. Oh no, not again. b. How can that many guns all be pointing at me? c. I’ve got to think quick … yes, sir, quick … quick thinking … quick … uhhhhhhhm … d. He bit the head off the turkey, and now he’s looking at […]
Erich is glancing to the left because: a. there’s a hippopotamus over there. b. he’s annoyed at Gloria Swanson’s failure to light his cigarette promptly. c. he thinks the pose makes him look more presidential. d. he’s watching the guy who ran by and knocked his hat all out of kilter exit the building. e. […]
The snorting legume rode into town, pulled up in front of the saloon, swung down from the saddle, hitched its pony, Old Sour Eyes, to the rail, and clomped through the swinging doors into the bar. All activity ceased. Customers froze in place, staring at the snorting legume. The player piano player stopped playing the […]
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost is some guy named Cezanne. I’ve got my three questions prepared. Are you ready, Cezanne? Cezanne: Oui. Loon: Now for the second question. Did you follow baseball at all over there in France? I know it was way early in baseball time, but did you? Cezanne: No. Loon: Finally, they tell […]
Not only did the great Eileen return to her clown car manufacturing duties, she did open that little surf shop in Hermosa as a sort of a kind of a kicky hobby. Dude, her boards rocked.
After shooting wrapped up on ‘The Bad Seed’, Eileen: a. opened a surf shop in Hermosa Beach, featuring boards designed by Heckert herself. b. took Patty McCormack tuna fishing on her trawler. c. moved to Spain and became a seamstress. d. climbed Mt. Whitney with five pound weights attached to her ankles. e. returned to […]
The loon’s walking stick transforms into a serpent from time to time, understandably alarming the loon. With hasty use of his cell phone, he captured this image of the stick serpent’s mid-section as it slithered away. Following this shock, the loon repaired to his domicile, where he placed a cold compress on his forehead.
Ridiculous Novel is a murder mystery set in an abandoned canyon. The main characters are: Perkins Lell Stiefwasser – the Frankenstein monster’s tax consultant. Robespierre Jones – frockless cleric with a penchant for larceny. The Brooding Caftan – chieftainess of the Amazon Armada. Wilma Klortch – movie star in search of a new name. Pelvis […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
