THE LAST THING SEEN
This was the last thing seen by the unsuspecting stag before it was eaten by angry suction leaves. Oh, friends and foes, beware the bush triffid.
This was the last thing seen by the unsuspecting stag before it was eaten by angry suction leaves. Oh, friends and foes, beware the bush triffid.
The loon was subjected to a body scan by this triffid before he was allowed to tour the underground triffid nerve center. What he witnessed there he promised not to reveal. Therefore, his lips are sealed. However, were you to search his eyes, you might note a gleam of fear residing there.
A triffid listening device going about its business in a pretty obvious manner.
Following a rigorous training session in preparation for the upcoming invasion, this double blossom triffid sweats like a son of a gun. Later, the full phalanx will feast on venison before attending the nighttime strategy meetings.
Loon: So what can you tell me about the upcoming takeover? Triffid Strategist: Nothing. Loon: Ah, come on. How about a few hints at least? Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: I’ll give you a present if you just tell me one single little thing about it. Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: Pleeease. Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: Pretty […]
Sometimes, Gertie, a rose isn’t a rose isn’t a rose. In this particular case, a rose is a powerful listening device set up by the triffid underground in preparation for the upcoming takeover of the planet. Oh, and that cactus in the background? Not a cactus.
After what seemed to be several lifetimes worth of hauling sand, bricks, rocks, gardening tools, kindling, manure, fence posts, bales of barbed wire, rubble, trash of all sorts, and happy children, the wheelbarrow just up and quit, keeled over and refused to roll another inch. The triffid spawn, smiling their nasty invisible smiles, gathered in […]
The Grand Majestic Triffid High Queen in all her glory blessed the loon with a stealth visit recently. By rigid law no photo of the Queen’s visage is allowed, and so yea verily this capture of the Queen’s beautifully barbed abdomen as she stands in the midst of her favorite toadies will have to do. […]
A gather of triffid food sighted by the loon When informed of the gather, the triffid responds with some emotion. Following the sting of tranquility, the triffid informs the loon that the prey falls into a mellow contemplative state as the frond of digestive envelopment descends.
The loon was granted an audience with the triffid Supreme Commander, Western Hemisphere. Somehow the loon has come to be regarded as a sort of mascot or good luck charm to the triffid forces. He thanks his lucky stars that he is not a vegetarian. In fact, he urges all vegetarians to get out the […]