DOLLY’S

May 26, 2015

You follow directions, no questions asked, and sure enough, in green neon, ‘Dolly’s’ sputters at you from above a dark wood door crisscrossed with black studs. In you go. The lounge is lit dim green by inverted conical sconces parading around the walls, providing a mood of languid submarine despair. A long bar on the […]

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PERKINS AND THE MILD MANNERED BLOWFISH

May 10, 2015
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The last thing Perkins expected to see was a mild mannered blowfish sitting across the table from her in the Automat. For this reason she froze in place with the hash loaded fork midway on its journey to her mouth. ‘Don’t be alarmed, young lady. The day couldn’t be lovelier. The weather couldn’t be nicer. […]

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THE PROBLEMATICAL WALRUS

May 5, 2015

Stennis was somewhat taken aback when he arrived at work only to find a walrus blocking the entrance to his cubicle. Feigning a lack of concern, he dallied at the water cooler frantically calculating his options. ‘Nice walrus,’ said Artemis, passing by. ‘Had it long?’ ‘Huh? Oh yeah. Thanks,’ mumbled Stennis. ‘Harold, what a handsome […]

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ESCAPE

April 27, 2015
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You fling yourself into the ditch and burrow frantically, covering yourself with fallen leaves. Your heart hammers in your chest. You hold your breath and tremble in silence. The horses thunder by. You wait. You wait. You wait until you can wait no more. You gasp, take in air with a shuddering sob. They’ll be […]

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TRACE ELEMENT, PRIVATE EYE

April 11, 2015

Angling my DeSoto onto the boulevard, I headed for Will Rogers State Beach to meet a man I never liked. Earlier, I told Effie to close the office and beat it home to jump in the pool. The kid deserved a break. Somebody should get the opportunity to stave off the thick slab of heat […]

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THE KULL GABBOON

March 31, 2015
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Douse all the candles and come close to the fire, my sweets. I feel a story building inside me. Are you ready? Comfortable? Now I’ll tell you all about the monster, the dreadful Kull Gabboon. Oh, the Kull Gabboon, it’s terrible. Great eyes the size of dinner plates. Teeth a curved forest of knives dripping […]

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DEBOR

March 17, 2015

Hand over hand she climbed the rope up to her aerie above the dead city on the dead world. She tumbled over the sill into the nearly vacant room. She grasped the strap of the satchel hanging around her neck and lifted it up and over her head. She placed the satchel on the floor […]

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MYSTERY SOLVED

March 10, 2015
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As instructed, all of the suspects have been gathered in the drawing room. You enter, your face an efficient blank. ‘Good evening,’ you begin. ‘You may all rest assured that I have solved the murder, but indulge me for a moment and allow me to reveal how I came to my conclusion. First, Lady Biveridge, […]

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A DAY IN THE LIFE

February 10, 2015

Morning finds Findley crawling across the floor in his sleep until he bumps his head against the wall and awakens. Gradually realizing a new day has dawned, he edges, still on hands and knees, into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Fifteen minutes later, he emerges, standing tall, proud, and immaculately groomed in his […]

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THE INN AT HENCHLEY’S BROW

February 2, 2015

You approach Henchley’s Brow, so named because of the scuzzy gorse running rampant along the dunes. Your destination is the inn located there, and whether or not you’ll find it is in doubt as you suffer leg-buckling lashes of fury from the howling storm. Finally, staggered sideways by a particularly violent gust, you slam against […]

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