THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL

November 20, 2012
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These charmers sang the entire score of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Mikado’ to the loon before he had his meds adjusted.

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AN HOMAGE TO MARCEL DUCHAMPS

November 19, 2012

CHAOS ON THE OPEN PLANET DEFERRED, PART ONE

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JAMES FENIMORE COOPER

November 18, 2012

Loon: Today I’m pleased to welcome a very famous writer ghost. It’s none other than the old follow the broken twig and footprints under a stream backwoodsman, James Fenimore Cooper. Welcome, Mr. Cooper. I have 3 questions for you. Are you willing to answer them? Cooper’s ghost: Nothing would gratify me more, excepting perhaps the […]

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A SENTENCE BY KAZUO ISHIGURO

November 17, 2012

My donors have always tended to do much better than expected. Swell sentence, swell book, book being Never Let Me Go.

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THE NOEL NEILL KWIZ ANSWER

November 16, 2012

Noel finally perfected her intergalactic robot hen and sent it off into space on her 90th birthday.

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THE NOEL NEILL KWIZ

November 15, 2012

Noel Neill won the part of Lois Lane after several years of: a. living in an igloo. b. herding cattle. c. trying to build an intergalactic robot hen. d. writing failed screenplays about her pet iguana. e. hang gliding in New Zealand.

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THE GLADE OF PEACE

November 14, 2012
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I left the Glade of Peace and wandered the Woods of Desire. I lost my pocket comb and my favorite piece of wire. A tear leapt from my eye and ran off laughing madly. I fell into the bog, thus ending my day sadly.

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SASQUATCH CAM PROVES ITSELF WORTHY

November 13, 2012
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Got this capture from Sasquatch cam footage. Gratified.

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ALIEN ABDUCTION

November 12, 2012

This was the last thing Harold Fern saw before blacking out. When he awoke, he found himself strapped to a cold metal slab in a metallic domed room and surrounded by a swarm of milling aliens alternately hopping and moaning.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TY COBB

November 11, 2012

Loon: I pleaded with the lords of the 6th dimension not to send me any sports people. I don’t know or care anything about sports. So of course they send me this person I’m informed was a baseball player. Great. Oh, well. At least I only have to ask three questions. So your name’s Ty […]

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