THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL
These charmers sang the entire score of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Mikado’ to the loon before he had his meds adjusted.
These charmers sang the entire score of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Mikado’ to the loon before he had his meds adjusted.
CHAOS ON THE OPEN PLANET DEFERRED, PART ONE
Loon: Today I’m pleased to welcome a very famous writer ghost. It’s none other than the old follow the broken twig and footprints under a stream backwoodsman, James Fenimore Cooper. Welcome, Mr. Cooper. I have 3 questions for you. Are you willing to answer them? Cooper’s ghost: Nothing would gratify me more, excepting perhaps the […]
My donors have always tended to do much better than expected. Swell sentence, swell book, book being Never Let Me Go.
Noel finally perfected her intergalactic robot hen and sent it off into space on her 90th birthday.
Noel Neill won the part of Lois Lane after several years of: a. living in an igloo. b. herding cattle. c. trying to build an intergalactic robot hen. d. writing failed screenplays about her pet iguana. e. hang gliding in New Zealand.
I left the Glade of Peace and wandered the Woods of Desire. I lost my pocket comb and my favorite piece of wire. A tear leapt from my eye and ran off laughing madly. I fell into the bog, thus ending my day sadly.
Got this capture from Sasquatch cam footage. Gratified.
This was the last thing Harold Fern saw before blacking out. When he awoke, he found himself strapped to a cold metal slab in a metallic domed room and surrounded by a swarm of milling aliens alternately hopping and moaning.
Loon: I pleaded with the lords of the 6th dimension not to send me any sports people. I don’t know or care anything about sports. So of course they send me this person I’m informed was a baseball player. Great. Oh, well. At least I only have to ask three questions. So your name’s Ty […]