A SENTENCE BY SOPHOCLES
November 10, 2012
To the man who is afraid everything rustles. Hey, what was that?
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THE RIN TIN TIN KWIZ ANSWER
November 9, 2012
Rinty did in fact excel as a veterinary surgeon specializing in parakeets. He only directed one movie. He couldn’t get along with the suits. He did fly in for one all night session with FDR to outline campaign strategy. He merely suggested a few Hardy Boys plots, all of which were later used in the […]
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THE RIN TIN TIN KWIZ
November 8, 2012
After retiring from acting, Rin Tin Tin had quite a long career as: a. a veterinary surgeon. b. an adviser to Franklin Delano Roosevelt. c. one of the writers of The Hardy Boys series. d. a certified public accountant. e. a second unit director for Warner Brothers Pictures. f. a kitten impersonator.
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INSTRUCTIONS
November 7, 2012
You can’t miss it. Just follow that path until you come to a fork in the road. Pick up the fork and bring it here to me because it’s mine and I dropped it a while ago and couldn’t pick it up myself because my arms were too full of all this other stuff I’m […]
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THE ELECTION CLOUD
November 6, 2012
Beak Rampart flexed his thigh. That’s all it took. The waters surrounding The Great Stone of Dismay receded along with the hairline of a prominent psychologist. A river of throttled gazelles spewed forth from Hell. The land slid, causing winning. Oh, yeah, there was a cloud, too.
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NOT THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION
November 5, 2012
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RICHARD BURTON
November 4, 2012
Loon: I danced a jig of joy when they told me today’s celebrity ghost answering 3 questions would be Richard Burton. I mean, Elizabeth Taylor, right? I must say it’s a bit tough recognizing the wispy flutter in front of me as Richard Burton, but you are Richard Burton’s ghost, aren’t you? Richard Burton’s ghost: […]
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A SENTENCE BY GORE VIDAL
November 3, 2012
Whatever they might have thought of Harding, and Jess was quite aware of the social disdain such people had for simple folk like W. G and his Duchess, the presence of Ohio in that room, with all the state’s wealth not to mention electoral votes, made even the fat small shrill Colonel reverent. That’s from […]
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THE O. HENRY KWIZ ANSWER
November 2, 2012
The correct answer is c – imbiber. Of course he was a convicted embezzler and served time in the slammer, but that very fact means he wasn’t an ACCOMPLISHED embezzler. An accomplished embezzler would have never been caught. Therefore a – embezzler, was not the answer the judges were looking for.
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THE O. HENRY KWIZ
November 1, 2012
William Sydney Porter, aka O. Henry, was an accomplished: a. embezzler. b. dasher of habers. c. imbiber. d. flea circus matador. e. skater of figures on the frozen ponds of Central Park.
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