December 21, 2012
7 one-nighters in Wales followed by 7 one-nighters in Cornwall were the lone two weeks of existence for ‘Daph and Dyl’, eccentric comedy dance team consisting of Daphne DuMaurier and Dylan Thomas out to engage in a bit of a lark.
December 20, 2012
Dylan once: a. toured Wales and Cornwall teamed with Daphne DuMaurier as the slapstick comedy duo, ‘Daph and Dyl’. b. drained a full stein of beer the size of the mayor of Hamburg. c. swam up the Nile to its source. d. shipped out for Shanghai on a submarine. e. balanced on one leg for […]
December 19, 2012
1. Get rained on. 2. Pose.
December 17, 2012
Dear Ms. Rose, Does you knows it amn’t summer? Is you Dumb or Dumber?
December 16, 2012
Loon: Today I welcome the ghost of Richard Nixon to the hall leading to the storage closet and banquet room. I have compiled 3 important questions to ask the former Whittier resident and United States President. First, Mr. President, as a youngster did you see the movie ‘She’? Nixon’s ghost: Certainly I saw the movie […]
December 15, 2012
It all seems so stupid and senseless. A sentence good for all times and all places from The Silver Sword (Escape From Warsaw in the USA)
December 14, 2012
If you ever wanted to know more than you wanted to know about Queen Elizabeth I’s bevy of seamstresses, you only had to ask Jimmy and then sit back and listen for an hour or so.
December 13, 2012
Jimmy Durante was: a. the Elephant Man’s brother. b. responsible for a string of robberies on Long Island in 1914. c. staff physician backstage at the Ziegfeld Follies. d. a walking encyclopedia of Elizabethan English trivia. e. ragtime’s answer to the question: Why?
December 12, 2012
dimly folds the random night darkly on its hinges nevermore will things be right unless the mermaid cringes oh, my friend the albatross hiding in the grotto fangs my soul and urges me to drink until i’m blotto dimly folds the random night darkly on its hinges nevermore will things be right nevermore will things […]