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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. IT, IT, IT, IT, IT.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. IT, IT, IT, IT, IT.
Loon: They brought me some guy name of Timothy Leary. I have no idea who this guy was. So let’s see if I can find out in 3 questions. Mr. Leary, did you have something to do with the building of the Golden Gate Bridge, for instance? Timothy Leary’s ghost: Wow. Loon: Is that a […]
And he laid her down there, and saw the pride of his heart and the triumph of his system, lying, an insensible heap, at his feet. This is on page 254 of Hard Times and pretty much sums up what was, for Dickens, a 342 page piece of flash fiction.
It was a bit of a trick kwiz because a and b were the correct answers. For you see, Mencken’s barber took that picture of him. And by the haircut, you can see that Mencken had ample reason to hate the barber.
H. L., the famous misanthrope, hated for good reason: a. his barber. b. the guy he’s looking at in the picture above. c. everybody with the possible exception of a cabdriver he once encountered in Washington D.C. d. the upper crust, the lower crust, and all the crusts in between. e. being interrupted when he […]
Sensible leaves don’t just fling themselves to the ground. They carefully lower themselves on braided strands.
This year I’m having my property defended by attack gifts. Why, only yesterday these three successfully challenged and mauled a trespassing band of ocelots.
Turn right at the corner of Purple and Gaudy. Proceed uphill to the domicile
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost, the show that interviews a celebrity ghost by asking 3 questions. Today’s guest is Harpo Marx. Harpo, were you the oldest, the youngest, or some other rank among the 5, 8, or 10 brothers? The ghost of Harpo Marx: ………. (nods eagerly) Loon: Well, […]