ANOTHER UNINSPIRING SUPERHERO

February 18, 2015

Breaded Veal Cutlet Man

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DEAD OF WINTER AT 6240 FEET

February 17, 2015
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UNEXPECTED COLLISION RESULT

February 16, 2015

car pet …………………………car pet………………………… carpet

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THE CLOSET

February 15, 2015

Usually it’s a closet. At least it was until yesterday. I’m going to open the door again, but first I have to get up my nerve. It might take a while. Nerve has never been one of my strengths. Timid and frightened is more my style. I admit it. So, yesterday in the morning when […]

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HOW TO USE AN ADVERB

February 14, 2015

When the man came out and said, ‘The fish are sad, the fish is sad, are is r, the devil wears plaid’, the people moved back hurriedly.

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THE BERTOLT BRECHT KWIZ ANSWER

February 13, 2015

Every morning Bert would splash some Old Elephant under his arms, and he was good to go.

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THE BERTOLT BRECHT KWIZ

February 12, 2015

What brand of antiperspirant deodorant did Bertolt Brecht endorse? a. Reek b. Sewage c. Old Elephant d. Pig Sty

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A DAY IN THE LIFE

February 10, 2015

Morning finds Findley crawling across the floor in his sleep until he bumps his head against the wall and awakens. Gradually realizing a new day has dawned, he edges, still on hands and knees, into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Fifteen minutes later, he emerges, standing tall, proud, and immaculately groomed in his […]

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DEAN JAMES

February 9, 2015

There once was a young actor named Dean James. So close, and yet so far.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOSEPH CONRAD

February 8, 2015

Loon: Today’s guest ghost for the 3 question interview is Joseph Conrad, who I am told wrote books. Welcome, Mr. Conrad. Did anybody ever tell you that you look like the captain of the Titanic? Conrad’s ghost (staring wide-eyed at the loon): The horror, the horror. Loon (turning his head this way and that, frightened): […]

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