ANOTHER UNINSPIRING SUPERHERO
Breaded Veal Cutlet Man
Breaded Veal Cutlet Man
car pet …………………………car pet………………………… carpet
Usually it’s a closet. At least it was until yesterday. I’m going to open the door again, but first I have to get up my nerve. It might take a while. Nerve has never been one of my strengths. Timid and frightened is more my style. I admit it. So, yesterday in the morning when […]
When the man came out and said, ‘The fish are sad, the fish is sad, are is r, the devil wears plaid’, the people moved back hurriedly.
Every morning Bert would splash some Old Elephant under his arms, and he was good to go.
What brand of antiperspirant deodorant did Bertolt Brecht endorse? a. Reek b. Sewage c. Old Elephant d. Pig Sty
Morning finds Findley crawling across the floor in his sleep until he bumps his head against the wall and awakens. Gradually realizing a new day has dawned, he edges, still on hands and knees, into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Fifteen minutes later, he emerges, standing tall, proud, and immaculately groomed in his […]
There once was a young actor named Dean James. So close, and yet so far.
Loon: Today’s guest ghost for the 3 question interview is Joseph Conrad, who I am told wrote books. Welcome, Mr. Conrad. Did anybody ever tell you that you look like the captain of the Titanic? Conrad’s ghost (staring wide-eyed at the loon): The horror, the horror. Loon (turning his head this way and that, frightened): […]