NIGHT SCHOOL
August 28, 2013
She went to night school strictly as a lark, but when the wings frayed, she completed the semester costumed as a Zebra.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARILYN MILLER
August 25, 2013
Loon: I am told today’s guest on the 3 question interview was a huge Broadway musical star and Ziegfeld girl in the 1920s or something. She’s so popular that we’re having her back for a second interview even though I don’t remember the first. Her name? Marilyn Miller. Like I said, I don’t remember what […]
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THE DOROTHY PARKER KWIZ ANSWER
August 23, 2013
Folks allowed Dorothy all the room she needed whenever she stalked through Central Park wielding her whip.
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TRIFFID STRIKE
August 21, 2013
Claude Hatfield thought he was taking a picture of a cute baby lizard on a boulder. Little did he know he would be recording his final seconds alive while at the same time capturing the lightning strike of an enraged triffid.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JACK DEMPSEY
August 18, 2013
Loon: A hearty welcome to the 3 question interview. Our celebrity ghost today is one Jack Dempsey, a professional boxer of note, so I am told. Mr. Dempsey, a ring is round. Why is a boxing ring square? Dempsey’s ghost: Hell, I dunno. Loon: Who invented gloves? Dempsey’s ghost: Kid, lemme give it to you […]
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THE ADELE ASTAIRE KWIZ
August 15, 2013
Adele retired from show biz and married into the British aristocracy because: a. she’d always wanted to live in a castle. b. she’d always wanted to live in a castle and preside over tea. c. she’d always wanted to live in a castle, preside over tea, and tell the butler ‘That will be all, Smythe’. […]
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THE LUNCH
August 13, 2013
The man arrived early, as always. He was led to his usual table in the far corner. His hands shook. Would she show again? Here, this date, this hour, this 23rd time. He sighed. A flood of relief. There she is. He watched her take her seat at the table far across the room. She […]
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
August 11, 2013
Loon: I am told by the Lords of the 4th Dimension that today’s guest for the 3 question interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, was a famous poet. Mr. Longfellow, how hard is it to think up rhymes? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhymes are not of prime importance. Loon: I see. What is then? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhythm is the […]
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THE MOBY DICK KWIZ ANSWER
August 9, 2013
Moby snapped for good when his wife left him for a penguin. It was an Emperor penguin, but still.
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