Moby finally turned rogue for good on the day: a. his brother-in-law hummed the theme from Jaws just one time too many times. b. harpoon number 43 slammed into his head. c. he sprained a fluke trying and failing to get at an itch on his back. d. his wife left him for a penguin.
‘I’m innocent, I tell you, innocent. It was Charlie made me do it.’ ‘Zat right, Charlie?’ ‘Why you, I oughta…’ ‘Now, now, none of that. Spill, Charlie. It might go easier for you down the line.’ ‘All right, copper, here it is. I did it. Yeah, that’s right, guns, motorboat, elephant and all. It was […]
The ice skating rink bides its time waiting for a more wintry clime
A recently ingested hallucinogen has Dwight thinking he sees a mound of jewels. There is no mound of jewels.
The diligent foal cross-referenced all of the invitations, putting a neat checkmark in her binder by each name before making the short journey to the post office, where she handed the neat stack of envelopes to the clerk and purchased 2 sheets of ‘forever’ stamps. She then crossed the street to return the pen she […]
First she sharpened her favorite knife. Then she recited ‘The Wreck of the Hesperus’ while preparing lunch.
Just moments after this picture was taken, Beatrix Potter: a. flung the wretched creature out the window. b. found and adopted an albino otter. c. prepared lunch. d. recited ‘The Wreck of the Hesperus’. e. sharpened her favorite knife.
rhinoplasty – what you scrape up after a rhino runs full tilt into a shredder.
The brain of Calvin Dorn slipped quietly along the hall to the fire exit. It zigged and zagged down the escape and dropped to the alley. It clothed itself in garments it had hidden in the trash bin. A vision in wrap-around shades, a stylish beret, bold red military jacket, green pantaloons, and tall scrolled […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
