THE BETTY BRONSON KWIZ

September 12, 2013

Betty, just after this picture was taken during filming of the silent movie of Peter Pan,: a. fell out of that window and sprained her wrist. b. went to her Exotic Menu Club luncheon and ate a porcupine sandwich. c. smoked a cigar. d. took up archery. e. returned to her mansion and gamboled with […]

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ICKLE, THE ROBBER

September 10, 2013
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cucumber pickle, pop sickle, shingles prickle, Travis Bickle, feathers tickle, butter brickle, my wife was fickle, give me a nickel, and while you’re at it, give me the rest of your money, too

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HOW TO BEGIN A ROMANCE NOVEL, DADA STYLE

September 9, 2013

Test pilot Bart Chadwick adjusted his scarf with brutal efficiency before glancing at Kimmetha with his questioning gray long-lashed eyes. ‘I’ll be fine,’ said Kimmetha, feeling her entire being turn to pudding in response to his crooked grin. Meanwhile, in Spain …

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARK TWAIN

September 8, 2013
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Loon: The subject for today’s 3 question interview needs no introduction. Introducing for your pleasure, Mr. Mark Twain, author of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and many other Leatherstocking tales. Mr Twain, was it hard to keep that white suit clean? Twain’s ghost (looming): This interview will be curtailed before it properly gets under way if […]

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THE ARTHUR RACKHAM KWIZ ANSWER

September 6, 2013

Arthur’s cow named Horse was tame enough to ride, and his horse named Cow was skittish in a Saturday Night Live manner.

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THE ARTHUR RACKHAM KWIZ

September 5, 2013

Arthur Rackham had a farm, e i e i o, and on this farm he had a: a. fit. b. studio with a view of another studio he had right next to it. c. lot of fun running in circles giggling. d. cow named Horse and a horse named Cow. e. phalanx of life-sized statues […]

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HAPPY CHAOS

September 3, 2013

The happy chaos of the flower family outing to Boulder Rock.

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WATER GLASS – MORNING IN AMERICA PART 2 -THE QUEST FOR FIRE

September 2, 2013
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HARRIET BEECHER STOWE

September 1, 2013

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us this olden days type Victorian looking sort of woman who I’m told wrote a very famous book about her uncle. Mrs. Stowe, do you like horses? Stowe’s ghost: Tee hee hee. I’ll pinch your cheek. (lunges forward) Loon (taken aback, takes himself […]

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THE FRANK MORGAN KWIZ

August 29, 2013

After Frank Morgan completed his work on The Wizard of Oz: a. he went spelunking to the center of the earth. b. he traveled through time and resumed his true identity as Merlin. c. he went on a picnic with Marion Davies and W. R. Hearst. d. he rotated the tires on his flivver and […]

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