‘We attack at dawn? Is that what he said? Really? Dawn? I’ve got a lot of laundry to do. I don’t think I can make it. Best of luck, though.’
Loon: For our 3 question interview today, I welcome the ghost of some kind of mystic or something. I’m not all that clear. Any way, that’s quite a beard you’ve got there, sir. Does it itch? Rasputin’s ghost: Give me cake. Loon: Cake? I don’t have any cake. Would stale bread do? Rasputin’s ghost: CAKE! […]
Jack was quite the taskmaster as he taught Anna all things swan.
Anna and her pet swan, Jack, were often seen: a. sipping champagne through straws from a soup tureen. b. in the throes of rehearsal, Jack repeatedly putting Anna through her dying swan dance until he was satisfied. c. punting on the Thames. d. wobbling along, arm in wing, early in the morning after an all […]
tar paper unbent riddled with bullets and rhymes in the morning sludge of strangled nightingales
Loon: We have a special treat today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the famous movie star, Bela Lugosi. Welcome, Mr. Lugosi. Is that a wine stain on your tuxedo? Ghost of Lugosi: I never drink … wine. Loon: Me neither. It makes me drunk. Do […]
He bought a home where the buffalo roamed, and on this particular day, he had to leap into a ditch to avoid the stampeding bison.
Claude has just spotted: a. the creature from the Black Lagoon. b. his car driving off with a leprechaun dancing on its hood. c. a hobo with two grins, one below his nose, the other above his eyes. d. his duplicate staring back at him. e. a rapidly approaching herd of bison.
Seated on a bale of hay in the midst of downtown traffic, Spoon Beck, the imaginary tree clown, mused. He directed his musing at Darwin’s elephant. The snarl of traffic and the policemen clubbing him with magic fish disturbed him not in the least. Darwin’s elephant? Another matter entirely. How, he mused, had a simple […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
