Little Red is this bud’s name. He was scheduled to be called Clarence. But that was before he wilded to flame, and his elders practiced forbearance.
The triffid scouts assemble at dawn to receive their orders. Destination? Yonder right to investigate garden borders.
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought here today the one, the only, St. Patrick himself for this week’s interview. Saint, are leprechauns real? St. Patrick’s ghost: Sure they are. Loon: Have you ever found or eaten a four leaf clover? St. Patrick’s ghost: I and me companions preserve me! Yes, it’s true. […]
Albert wore this coat: a. whenever he went to get a haircut. b. on a secret mission to Tashkent. c. when Lucky Lindy took him for a sky ride. d. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. e. because it made him feel like a happy little owl.
You should do something because of this. I don’t know what, but something. Lark about? Pirouette? Shout ‘Huzzah!’?
The resplendent toad ladled gravy into his maw with a diamond studded silver dipper veined in gold. Giles Tumbleberry despaired. Why had he been rejected? After all, hadn’t he and he alone invented the intergalactic steamboat? The toad handed the ladle to Giles and belched long and loud. Thereupon Giles flew into a rage, made […]
Believe it or not, William Howard Taft’s former butler is the correct answer. It’s a long story. Such a long story. Way too complicated. For instance, at one point it involves eels and the Sargasso Sea.
All of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s stories were whipped into shape and typed up for him while he dreamed by: a. a magic alligator. b. 3 parrots and a mynah bird. c. William Howard Taft’s former butler. d. Zorro.
trek if ye dare into the wood defy the enveloping mist and when ye be lost, forlorn, without hope with doom ye will hold a last tryst
Loon: Welcome to this week’s 3 Question Interview With A Celebrity Ghost. I’ve been informed that the formidable looking presence hovering above the ottoman is one Gertrude Stein. Ms. Stein, can you tell us about any amusing incidents you might have had concerning automobiles? Gertrude Stein’s ghost: It all depends on what you mean by […]
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