March 1, 2013
Archie, the literary cockroach, rescued from his home in a fish’s abdomen by General MacArthur, took up residence in MacArthur’s pipe and advised the general from then until on concerning all things military and many things domestic. MacArthur’s later downfall became inevitable when Archie left him to go on a bender in the ruins of […]
February 28, 2013
The general’s pipe is actually: a. a telescope. b. a bubble pipe. c. a tiny cocktail shaker. d. the home of his most trusted adviser, Archie, the educated cockroach.
February 24, 2013
Loon: For today’s 3 question celebrity ghost interview I have been supplied with the shade of Susan B. Anthony. First things being first, what, pray tell, does the B stand for, Ms. Anthony? Susan B Anthony’s ghost: Brownell. Loon: Right. Very good. So that’s established. Now, you seem to be olden, what with your clothes […]
February 22, 2013
An extremely unknown fact is that after spending a few years in the wild studying gorillas, Louise secretly mentored a young Jane Goodall.
February 21, 2013
Following her movie career, Louise: a. spent several years laboring as a stevedore in Liverpool. b. lived for a time with a couple of gorillas in the mist. c. became quite the talented thimblerigger. d. opened a hat shop in Macon, Georgia. e. painted herself blue and hopped back and forth.
February 17, 2013
Loon: At least the Lords of the 4th Dimension gave me a little hint this week by whooshpering ‘dancer’ in my ear. So the first of my 3 questions to … Could you stop flitting about for a moment, Ms. Duncan? Isadora Duncan’s ghost: Wind … birds … waves … Loon: There. That’s … Could […]
February 14, 2013
To prove the deep and abiding love he held for his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day, Bill: a. wore that hat she gave to him. b. wore that hat and took his lady fair snake hunting in the Mojave Desert. c. wore that hat while preparing a romantic repast of okra and grits. d. promised her […]