This particular triffid lures you close before releasing its brain quiver rays, which induce unhealthy eating habits in its victims. Said strategy has proved to be quite effective, as you no doubt have noticed.
Hey, town council, when a guy gets rid of your rats, you really ought not to back out of handing over the payment agreed on in the negotiations. Capiche?
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Imagine my surprise when I found out this guy was president of the United States some time or other. Looks pretty olden days-ish by his clothes. First question – Mr. President, did you ever eat tapioca? President Tyler’s ghost: Tapioca? Loon: Yes. It creeps me out, you know. […]
Yes, that was quite the vision there with the writhing ghouls and Lincoln and all. The prankster who added the potent hallucinogen to Harold’s cup of tea remains to this day unidentified. Not unknown, but unidentified. Just sayin’.
You dasn’t dare pick the pink etheria Its enveloping aura can cause hysteria So be off as fast as your legs can carry ya Or we’ll be stuck with the task of having to bury ya
If you see something as gaudy as this, resist the urge to lean down for a closer look. Should you do so, I fear for your face. For you see, lurking under that happy facade of floral fakery is Brutal Slime, the face-eating triffid, a plant shunned with very good reason by all other triffidia.
Loon: So, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver another olden days ghost I’ve never even heard of. I’ll do my best to ask 3 good questions. I see by your outfit, Charlotte Bronte, that you aren’t a cowboy. Just a little joke. Seriously though, am I right in assuming that […]
Carole, in addition to being fun and funny, was a really good: a. speller. b. spelunker. c. pirate. d. taxidermist. e. loan officer.
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
