December 2, 2012
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost, the show that interviews a celebrity ghost by asking 3 questions. Today’s guest is Harpo Marx. Harpo, were you the oldest, the youngest, or some other rank among the 5, 8, or 10 brothers? The ghost of Harpo Marx: ………. (nods eagerly) Loon: Well, […]
November 29, 2012
A Canuck through and through, Marie: a. often tended goal for her hometown’s hockey team. b. roamed the wilderness every summer with her posse of grizzly bears. c. was the toughest lumberjack in all the western provinces. d. went into a feeding frenzy whenever she heard The Maple Leaf Rag. e. gave out salmon jerky […]
November 26, 2012
Turns out it wasn’t such a bad idea to staple that camera to the top of a sasquatch’s head. Am I right or am I right?
November 25, 2012
Loon: Today I’ve got … Hey! Come back here! I haven’t asked you your 3 questions yet … As I was saying, today’s ghost is H. Rider … Hey! Come on! Get over here! 3 questions! 3 lousy questions! … Okay, first, did you write your stories in pen, pencil, or bl … Hey! Come […]
November 23, 2012
Believe it or not, he did conspire with a cobbler to make those silly shoes.
November 22, 2012
Eugen Sandow, the world’s greatest muscle man, kept Flo Ziegfield waiting to sign him up for the show biz while he: a. consumed his weight in paper clips. b. worked with his cobbler on the plans for those horrible shoes. c. failed utterly to tear himself away from the mirror. d. quaffed a few with […]
November 21, 2012
Avoid Colonel Stabbington and his Friendly Knife.
November 20, 2012
These charmers sang the entire score of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Mikado’ to the loon before he had his meds adjusted.
November 19, 2012
CHAOS ON THE OPEN PLANET DEFERRED, PART ONE
November 18, 2012
Loon: Today I’m pleased to welcome a very famous writer ghost. It’s none other than the old follow the broken twig and footprints under a stream backwoodsman, James Fenimore Cooper. Welcome, Mr. Cooper. I have 3 questions for you. Are you willing to answer them? Cooper’s ghost: Nothing would gratify me more, excepting perhaps the […]
