DECEMBER 17
December 17, 2012
Dear Ms. Rose, Does you knows it amn’t summer? Is you Dumb or Dumber?
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Anvil in a Lace Bootie
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RICHARD NIXON
December 16, 2012
Loon: Today I welcome the ghost of Richard Nixon to the hall leading to the storage closet and banquet room. I have compiled 3 important questions to ask the former Whittier resident and United States President. First, Mr. President, as a youngster did you see the movie ‘She’? Nixon’s ghost: Certainly I saw the movie […]
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JIMMY DURANTE KWIZ ANSWER
December 14, 2012
If you ever wanted to know more than you wanted to know about Queen Elizabeth I’s bevy of seamstresses, you only had to ask Jimmy and then sit back and listen for an hour or so.
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THE JIMMY DURANTE KWIZ
December 13, 2012
THE STAINED ALBATROSS
December 12, 2012
dimly folds the random night darkly on its hinges nevermore will things be right unless the mermaid cringes oh, my friend the albatross hiding in the grotto fangs my soul and urges me to drink until i’m blotto dimly folds the random night darkly on its hinges nevermore will things be right nevermore will things […]
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STATEMENT
December 11, 2012
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. IT, IT, IT, IT, IT.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TIMOTHY LEARY
December 9, 2012
Loon: They brought me some guy name of Timothy Leary. I have no idea who this guy was. So let’s see if I can find out in 3 questions. Mr. Leary, did you have something to do with the building of the Golden Gate Bridge, for instance? Timothy Leary’s ghost: Wow. Loon: Is that a […]
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H. L. MENCKEN KWIZ ANSWER
December 7, 2012
It was a bit of a trick kwiz because a and b were the correct answers. For you see, Mencken’s barber took that picture of him. And by the haircut, you can see that Mencken had ample reason to hate the barber.
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THE H. L. MENCKEN KWIZ
December 6, 2012
H. L., the famous misanthrope, hated for good reason: a. his barber. b. the guy he’s looking at in the picture above. c. everybody with the possible exception of a cabdriver he once encountered in Washington D.C. d. the upper crust, the lower crust, and all the crusts in between. e. being interrupted when he […]
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ATTACK GIFTS
December 4, 2012
This year I’m having my property defended by attack gifts. Why, only yesterday these three successfully challenged and mauled a trespassing band of ocelots.
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