THE NOEL NEILL KWIZ ANSWER

November 16, 2012

Noel finally perfected her intergalactic robot hen and sent it off into space on her 90th birthday.

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SASQUATCH CAM PROVES ITSELF WORTHY

November 13, 2012
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Got this capture from Sasquatch cam footage. Gratified.

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ALIEN ABDUCTION

November 12, 2012

This was the last thing Harold Fern saw before blacking out. When he awoke, he found himself strapped to a cold metal slab in a metallic domed room and surrounded by a swarm of milling aliens alternately hopping and moaning.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TY COBB

November 11, 2012

Loon: I pleaded with the lords of the 6th dimension not to send me any sports people. I don’t know or care anything about sports. So of course they send me this person I’m informed was a baseball player. Great. Oh, well. At least I only have to ask three questions. So your name’s Ty […]

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THE RIN TIN TIN KWIZ ANSWER

November 9, 2012
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Rinty did in fact excel as a veterinary surgeon specializing in parakeets. He only directed one movie. He couldn’t get along with the suits. He did fly in for one all night session with FDR to outline campaign strategy. He merely suggested a few Hardy Boys plots, all of which were later used in the […]

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THE RIN TIN TIN KWIZ

November 8, 2012
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After retiring from acting, Rin Tin Tin had quite a long career as: a. a veterinary surgeon. b. an adviser to Franklin Delano Roosevelt. c. one of the writers of The Hardy Boys series. d. a certified public accountant. e. a second unit director for Warner Brothers Pictures. f. a kitten impersonator.

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INSTRUCTIONS

November 7, 2012
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You can’t miss it. Just follow that path until you come to a fork in the road. Pick up the fork and bring it here to me because it’s mine and I dropped it a while ago and couldn’t pick it up myself because my arms were too full of all this other stuff I’m […]

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NOT THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION

November 5, 2012
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Not even close

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RICHARD BURTON

November 4, 2012

Loon: I danced a jig of joy when they told me today’s celebrity ghost answering 3 questions would be Richard Burton. I mean, Elizabeth Taylor, right? I must say it’s a bit tough recognizing the wispy flutter in front of me as Richard Burton, but you are Richard Burton’s ghost, aren’t you? Richard Burton’s ghost: […]

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THE O. HENRY KWIZ ANSWER

November 2, 2012
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The correct answer is c – imbiber. Of course he was a convicted embezzler and served time in the slammer, but that very fact means he wasn’t an ACCOMPLISHED embezzler. An accomplished embezzler would have never been caught. Therefore a – embezzler, was not the answer the judges were looking for.

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