The question put to the loon was: “Are you prepared to create your little 4 inch by 5 inch painting of an orange?” The answer from the loon was: “My Cub Scout knife what I got in 1952 says I should do it, so I’d best have at it if I know what’s good for […]
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost is some guy named Cezanne. I’ve got my three questions prepared. Are you ready, Cezanne? Cezanne: Oui. Loon: Now for the second question. Did you follow baseball at all over there in France? I know it was way early in baseball time, but did you? Cezanne: No. Loon: Finally, they tell […]
The loon’s walking stick transforms into a serpent from time to time, understandably alarming the loon. With hasty use of his cell phone, he captured this image of the stick serpent’s mid-section as it slithered away. Following this shock, the loon repaired to his domicile, where he placed a cold compress on his forehead.
The loon was subjected to a body scan by this triffid before he was allowed to tour the underground triffid nerve center. What he witnessed there he promised not to reveal. Therefore, his lips are sealed. However, were you to search his eyes, you might note a gleam of fear residing there.
Loon: I have happily been selected by the powers that be to direct 3 questions to the shades of several celebrated persons. First I am delighted to welcome that former man about town and all around cool guy, Albert Einstein. Al, first let me ask you, what is your favorite color? Albert Einstein’s Ghost: Green […]
Ridiculous Novel is a murder mystery set in an abandoned canyon. The main characters are: Perkins Lell Stiefwasser – the Frankenstein monster’s tax consultant. Robespierre Jones – frockless cleric with a penchant for larceny. The Brooding Caftan – chieftainess of the Amazon Armada. Wilma Klortch – movie star in search of a new name. Pelvis […]
INSINCERE LOCAL REFERENCE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES LIES ABOUT FOE MORE MEANINGLESS PLATITUDES MORE LIES ABOUT FOE MEANINGLESS CATCHPHRASE
For the general populace, Total Recall. For the senior citizen: PARTIAL RECALL For the general populace, Apocalypse Now. For the senior citizen: APOCALYPSE TOMORROW MAYBE For the general populace, Dinner at 8. For the senior citizen: DINNER AT 5:30 For the general populace, D.W. Griffith’s Intolerance. For the senior citizen: D.W. GRIFFITH’S INCONTINENCE
A triffid listening device going about its business in a pretty obvious manner.
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