August 13, 2012
1.She moved across the room like a peeled avocado. 2. She looked like she could dismantle a battleship with her teeth. 3. He eyed me funny, so I bent his turban. 4. When I introduced his jaw to my fist, he made a face first inspection of the cheap carpeting.
August 12, 2012
Following a rigorous training session in preparation for the upcoming invasion, this double blossom triffid sweats like a son of a gun. Later, the full phalanx will feast on venison before attending the nighttime strategy meetings.
August 8, 2012
The loon felt more than slightly out of place when he joined this crowd of concert goers crowding into the stadium to see Frond Astaire dance and Doris Daisy sing. Good show, though. Triffids know how to party.
August 7, 2012
When Charming Eggfellow was finally elected to Congress after many failed previous attempts, he was most grateful to his puppet masters. After all, they allowed him to stay up late and everything.
July 30, 2012
I draw a veil over what happened when the spear leaf triffid in the lower left foreground made its move.
July 25, 2012
Blue Meanie Mouse Blue Minnie Mouse
July 17, 2012
The evil magic penguin casts his spells by banging on his: CAR POOL TUNNEL SIN DRUM
July 16, 2012
While on vacation, the loon went out and purchased an ireless winter net in preparation for possible upcoming snowy hunting jaunts. Later, he was severely reprimanded by the pun police.