THE ENT INTERVIEW

May 1, 2012
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The loon was most fortunate to meet this ent, a triffid ally here to participate in the upcoming triffid invasion and takeover of the earth. The loon, being the loon, more or less botched the interview. LOON: Wow, you sure are tall. How tall are you? ENT: 232 feet as the crow flies. LOON: Do […]

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THE ROSE OFF

April 30, 2012
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The four finalists are: Melissa Ravenhurst of Abilene, Kansas Penny Montague of Plano, Texas Trish Pennyfeather of Eugene, Oregon Claudia Brockhurst of Pismo Beach, California

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SLOW NEWS DAY – 1893

April 29, 2012
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ANCHOVIES CAPTURED IN RAID ON PANTRY ______________ SNACK OBTAINED ****** WIDESPREAD JUBILATION ****** SHERIFF’S PUZZLING RESPONSE _____________ Exclusive Interview With Librarian Witness ____________ A snack was obtained yesterday afternoon when four bandits hid turn to page 46

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SPRING FASHION SHOW – GRAND FINALE

April 27, 2012
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The Grand Finale of the Spring Fashion Show featured these roses dancing to a tune by a Russky dude name of Pete Tchaikovsky.

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SPRING FASHION SHOW – DAY FIVE

April 26, 2012

Stodgy green old-timers endure with varying amounts of dignity the eager energetic play of red youngsters.

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SPRING FASHION SHOW – DAY FOUR

April 25, 2012
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To accomplish ingress or egress from his domicile, the loon is required daily to pass beneath this canopy of beauty.

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SPRING FASHION SHOW – DAY THREE

April 24, 2012
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Once again, it’s time for trees like this to be brazen hussies. Eye candy? Indeed!

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SPRING FASHION SHOW – DAY TWO

April 23, 2012

The slender purple krilobons seen here are triffid allies from the planet Trorth. The white blossoms are oh, my heavenly days, scented for to make one swoon.

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SPRING FASHION SHOW LAUNCH

April 22, 2012

We begin with a tour of the castle ruins and are delighted to encounter these darling sprouts shyly dancing across the moss dining on the crumbling stairway to the rotten and tumbled gibbet.

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THE WHEELBARROW

April 16, 2012

After what seemed to be several lifetimes worth of hauling sand, bricks, rocks, gardening tools, kindling, manure, fence posts, bales of barbed wire, rubble, trash of all sorts, and happy children, the wheelbarrow just up and quit, keeled over and refused to roll another inch. The triffid spawn, smiling their nasty invisible smiles, gathered in […]

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