SMILING, IRIS EYES DIVISION

April 15, 2012
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Iris smilin’ Ernie Pylin’ Ringo stylin’ Dollars dialin’ Data filin’ Kerouac milin’ and ol tylen

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JACK AND JILL HILL

April 11, 2012

This is the hill of Jack and Jill That boulder there is exactly where Jack bashed his head and bled ’til dead Jill was sad and soon went mad Nice hill, though

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TYRANNOBUNNY

April 8, 2012
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If you think that chain will hold, think again.

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THE DRUNKEN BRICKLAYER

April 6, 2012

When the drunken bricklayer finished building this wall, his clever wife convinced the client to pay up anyway by spinning out the old artistic vision philosophy statement of world despair and hope ploy. In fact, she scored double the job estimate fee. Clever indeed, and an excellent skater to boot, I might add, and, obviously, […]

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HEAVY HAT

April 1, 2012
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Janet Gaynor struggles to keep her head up under the 50 pound weight of her solid lead hat.

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CONFESSION

March 27, 2012
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My father was an unrepentant ptarmigan, my mother a card-carrying bat. Raised in a snowbound cave, I naturally craved justice, and found none. Therefore, it, and when I say it I mean the local death pig, behooved me. Behooved, I made my way into the world of crime via baking. I discovered soon enough that […]

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TRIFFID CROWN PRINCE

March 26, 2012

He’s that globe looking cactus dealie at the lower right. His name, 6fge5i8jn5tfe3, translates to Ron in English. And yes, your eyes deceive you not. Those are tribbles at the lower left. Maintained by the triffids in suspended animation, they have been hauled here to be reanimated and released when the actual triffid world dominance […]

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THE FIVE AGES OF MAN

March 25, 2012
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6 19 43 2 7 All other ages are useless.

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ADJUSTMENT

March 21, 2012
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The loon haf at long laft adjufted to reading from thif tome. No longer confufed, he’f now fat and faffy.

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THE REIGN OF SPRING

March 20, 2012
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While crawling through his woodsy hillside habitat, the loon encountered this particular gush of a stream. Thus begineth the reign of Spring with a clever dousing of liquid rain. A rain of solids would have been most depressing, if not fatal. Therefore, huzzah!

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