INCOMPLETE COMPLETE SENTENCE
May 30, 2012
Anvil in a Lace Bootie
A blog for readers who have no time to read
STRANGE JOBS
May 27, 2012
1. Stand-in for Timothy Leary 2. Bladder Inspector 3. Human Chess piece (especially bishop) 4. Target
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THE SARA ALLGOOD KWIZ
May 24, 2012
After she knocked 1924 Dublin on its ear with her performance in O’Casey’s ‘Juno and the Paycock’, Sara celebrated by: a. cartwheeling along Sandymount Strand. b. riding a bicycle to Galway and back. c. swimming with selkies. d. falling into a trance and predicting her future success in Hollywood. e. loping by the Liffey for […]
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DECORATING
May 23, 2012
The loon covered the walls and ceiling of his lair with this wallpaper. At long last the walls and ceiling match the wall to wall carpeting and the bedspread. Result? The loon’s jiggle leg has noticeably increased tempo.
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SUPERHEROS IN ACTION
May 22, 2012
Accompanied by Rondo, the dragonfly, Atomic Leaf and his sidekick Leaflet soar through the sky in response to a distress signal from Secret Island, headquarters of LUMPS, Leaf United Military Protection Society.
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ATTACK OF THE LAVENDER HORDE
May 16, 2012
On a planet far far away in a galaxy actually pretty close, our roving candid intergalactic camera captured the onslaught of the lavender horde of beemulls as it began the attack on the Great Living Pillar of Darkness. I won’t kid you. Things did not go well for the Great Living Pillar of Darkness.
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HANNAH BELLE LECTURN
May 14, 2012
With sentinels on guard outside her pen of detention, Hannah Belle Lecturn rages red.
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THE FACTS
May 9, 2012
These are the facts we’ve gathered up to this particular moment in time. 1. The puffy parrot was seen boarding the bus shortly after the noon siren sounded. 2. The bus, devoid of passengers, was found floating off City Pier by a Venetian merchant. 3. Officer Chip Hargity found the note pinned to the visor […]
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GILBERT AND SULLIVAN
May 8, 2012
Three little maids who, all unwary Come from a ladies’ seminary Freed from its genial tutelary Three little maids from school A very nice production of ‘The Mikado’ was performed by some flowers at the park yesterday. These three were a delight as the three little maids. The flower playing YumYum (center) was particularly enchanting.
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ALIEN SPRINGTIME
May 6, 2012
By this guy (grown old):
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