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Remember when the magic penguins bearing gifts in their hot air balloon descended unto the manger and were greeted by the tiny happy snowman in the blue hat?
The United States deputy ambassador-at-large to the United Nations reacts to a perceived slight.
This pleasant and harmless looking gathering of blooms is not what it appears to be. The loon’s triffid has informed the loon that these attractive little creatures are the triffid’s cousins, a subset of triffid known as frenzy triffids. They are not unlike the deadly piranha fish of South America. Those crimson splashes aren’t innocent. […]
So it came to pass that the reddest of the leaves fell from the tree and vowed then and there to travel beyond the veil of time. And lo, it faded to ghostly white before mine eyes and vanished, leaving behind a single inch of stem for me to carry near my heart. Alack only. […]
1. If I can’t find somebody better by Wednesday, Thursday at the latest, I’ll marry you Friday. 2. I’m so depressed. We might as well get married. 3. Let’s legalize this puppy.
1. Instead of red herrings, blue dolphins. 2. Instead of assembling suspects in the drawing room for summation and accusation, have detective make speech standing alone in a rowboat while addressing an audience of imaginary penguins. 3. Instead of outwitting bumbling police inspector, be confronted and, yea verily, outwitted by a simpering dandy. 4. Instead […]
The fadwren is a perky and insistent small bird found in marshes and abandoned steel factories. Both the male and the female dress in tiny trenchcoats. The male wears the collar turned up, the female turned down. The eggs are green with blue specks. The hatchlings, usually 3 or 4 in number, emerge in Eton […]
The venison pictured here made a fatal mistake. Intently focused on the loon, he failed to notice the stealthy sidle of the loon’s triffid. It’s was over quickly and painlessly, the venison rendered instantly senseless by the triffid’s deadly sting. The triffid, I might add, wastes no food and is an extremely efficient diner. It […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
