Young Luciano was dressed in this manner: a. by his wildly fashion conscious mother. b. so he could lure bullies near enough to suffer his wrath. c. because he knew the ball would be the reward for putting up with the indignity. d. to sing at the Celebration of Strangeness.
Peasants gather to chat during their 30 second rest break. Peasant 1: ‘The military attache has a pet lizard.’ Peasant 2: ‘More like the lizard has a pet military attache.’ Peasant 3: ‘There’s a wizard in the Imperial Guard?’ Peasant 1 and Peasant 2 toss Peasant 3 into the ditch. Military attache’s lizard: ‘Here now, […]
Steal lots of raw oats from a horse. Pass enough of them through your golden funnel into your cauldron to fill it half full. After midnight, infiltrate a bowling alley and scrape detritus from any single lane bumper. Return to cottage and drop scrapings into cauldron. Go to your well and draw enough water to […]
Tag, Dog of Industry Lassie Does Hawaii Pocket Dog Thimblebrain, The Ice Skating Airedale
Carol Dempster, DW Griffith’s mistress and leading lady in his films during the 1920s, : a. weighed 57 pounds. b. could balance on one leg as pictured for hours and hours and hours. c. thrived on a diet of cockroaches and kelp. d. could recite from memory Bram Stoker’s novel, Dracula
Bugs Termagent razored his way efficiently into the space between the quarreling wolves. Raising his fist with its atrophied fingers into a gesture of dominance, he noted with satisfaction the wolves cringing and slinking away, lowered tails dragging along the pine needle carpet. ‘I would have sustenance!’ he shouted to his wife, Perennia, before taking […]
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost supplied to us for the 3 Question Interview, one Gentleman Jim Corbett, looks like a boxer. Were you a boxer, Gentleman? Corbett’s ghost: I was a pugilist of some note. Loon: Well, I’m sure pugiling was important, too. Did you ever meet the Queen of England, or better yet, dance with […]
studs terkel angela merkel the farmer in the dell whenever i’m beside myself i ring this little bell sojourner truth john wilkes booth from the mighty whale a tooth whenever i’m behind myself i’m always in duluth
Holmes had a devil of a time wresting that tape measure from the hedgehog.
RSS: Subscribe to
Doc's Lunacy
5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
