The niceberg decided to move to Antarctica. It crafted the route of its sojourn carefully so as to avoid accidentally sinking any ships. Off it sailed. ‘Look out. I’m an iceberg on my way to Antarctica, and if you are within the sound of my voice, be aware of my approach and take the necessary […]
perpendicular eyes sea swell the raft rises falls in the kelp bed observed by a slimy tower of perpendicular eyes
Hey, the barn owl was just doing what barn owls do.
Spanky has just seen: a. the future. b. 200 cobras rising en masse from the rain sodden lawn. c. a barn owl swallow a hedgehog. d. alien life forms emerging from a recently arrived flying saucer.
The man, barefoot, wearing a threadbare formerly green coat and tattered formerly red pants, perched in silence on the edge of the lone chair in the barren room. His face was a frozen mask of indifference. Sunlight from the window slid in slow geometry across the floor to while away the hours. The man remained […]
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Loon: Today’s guest on the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Doctor John Harvey Kellogg. The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me he likes cereal. Doctor, why are you standing on your head? Kellogg’s ghost: It makes my blood happy. Loon: Are you going to stand on your head for the entire interview? […]
Ate the cobwebs off the windows in the garage. Saving the eaves for later. Removed 6 cartons of rabbit fur from garage and moved them into cellar. Couldn’t resist sampling cellar cobwebs. Ate 4. Will save the rest for later. Spent the rest of the morning standing on the roof. All afternoon I circled the […]
Getting to have that ball brought Luciano’s fondest dream to life.