Loon: I am pleased to welcome to the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Ronald Reagan, who I am told had something to do with both movies and politics. Ronald, did you favor using a tie tack or a tie clip? Reagan’s ghost: Well, I did favor a clip given to me by my good […]
Alfred ate the entire watermelon, rind and all, in one sitting.
In this photo Alfred is describing to Kim: a. a watermelon he recently purchased. b. how hands should emerge from the ground. c. one way to terrify a child. d. what he would do if attacked by an elk.
They called him The Parson. From the day he rode into town on an ostrich, the town folk regarded him warily. From the top of his white beaded black Stetson hat to the tips of his blood red boots poking out from the long black curtain of his purple velvet coat he exuded power and […]
Harlequin Dabferret mentored a vole to exclusively dine on clams in a bowl with limited success and a rather large mess and on Harlequin’s psyche a damaging toll
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Andrew Carnegie, who I am informed was a famous philo…philanos…phanth…do-gooder. Mr. Carnegie, when you began throwing away all your money, did you first buy enough new clothes to last you for a while? Carnegie’s ghost: Aye. […]
the fools of april we are indeed ruled by monstrous slaves of greed
The man with the sharpened black teeth was surprisingly nice. He gave excellent directions and merely required John to hand over his cap and bow tie in return.
Eric has just firmly ordered John: a. to go over and tell that frenzied panther to tone it down. b. to ask the nice man with the sharpened black teeth for directions. c. to recite some Walt Whitman poetry to the gang of bikers. d. to return the stolen marmalade.
When Madame Kluzinska donned her leafy hat, mountains trembled, elephants all around the world spun madly in circles, and the future leapt into the past. When she put her leafy hat away, penguins and most hyenas were confused to a standstill, but the mountains and elephants relaxed.
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
