THE MAN INSIDE A TREE KWIZ ANSWER
April 8, 2016
Thurlmo was a lesser wizard, in point of fact an extremely lesser wizard indeed.
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THE MAN INSIDE A TREE KWIZ
April 7, 2016
This is a picture of: a. a man who lost his car keys just one more time than sanity permitted. b. a tree patiently suffering yet another indignity. c. a presidential hopeful. d. the wizard Thurlmo from the Kingdom of Broken Dreams.
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SANDWICH RECIPE
April 5, 2016
To prepare this sandwich you will need the following: 4 prunes 2 whole salamanders pinch of salt croissant Halve the croissant lengthwise and set aside. Arrange the prunes to your satisfaction on any flat surface. Ignore the salamanders until further notice. The pinch of salt should be worried into a small pile, then forgotten. Retrieve […]
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EDGAR
April 4, 2016
‘Pardon my giraffe,’ said Edgar. ‘Why did that funny man say “Pardon my giraffe”, Mommy?’ said Clarissa. ‘Never mind, darling. Hurry along now,’ said Clarissa’s mother. Edgar continued wandering along the street, bumping into walls, windows, and the occasional parking meter. ‘Say, pal, watch where you’re going,’ said a night watchman on his way to […]
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YELLOW BIKE
April 3, 2016
cruel yellow bike! yellow bike! dawn yellow bike! yellow bike! snow yellow bike! yellow bike!
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THE ED WYNN KWIZ ANSWER
April 1, 2016
Though not his only dynamiting outfit, it was his favorite.
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THE ED WYNN KWIZ
March 31, 2016
Ed Wynn wore the outfit pictured whenever: a. he went dynamiting. b. his son needed to be disciplined. c. he entered the vault to inventory his lollipop collection. d. he needed to deal with financial matters.
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THE TOM MIX KWIZ ANSWER
March 25, 2016
The little man came out from under his dune to attend one show of his sculpted marble hats at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo.
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THE TOM MIX KWIZ
March 24, 2016
Tom Mix had his overly large hats of solid marble made especially for him: a. by Maurice at a chic boutique in Paris. b. by carefully trained anteaters. c. by Douglas Fairbanks. d. by a little man who lived under a dune at Pismo Beach.
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LITERARY NEAR MISSES
March 22, 2016
A Tree Grows in Brookline A Farewell to Legs Great Expectorations Huckleberry Finnegan’s Wake
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