Mary Pickford needed activities like this to escape the maddening suffocation of being America’s sweetheart.
Beneath this disguise, the melon man was actually: a. a mild mannered giant insect. b. foaming at the mouth. c. Mary Pickford. d. regretting recent decisions.
Taking on the role of Svengali, John Barrymore stayed in character by: a. running amok through a local dairy. b. hypnotizing ravens to do his bidding. c. poking random strangers in the eye with his beard. d. igniting small brush fires with his gaze. e. beginning each day by eating a bowl of swan’s eyes.
What can I say? He had a strict cook. No dessert if you don’t finish your vegetables.
JP glowers because: a. he can’t have dessert because he didn’t eat his broccoli. b. the minion he’s staring at brought the wrong gold plated mustache comb. c. he’s just been told wealth is not all giggles and pranks. d. no matter how much his heart yearns for it, he can’t unilaterally ban the accordion.
They are discussing wealth, the healing balm.
These British bankers are discussing: a. the situation in India. b. the size of King Edward’s hernia. c. the source of the Nile. d. the eccentricities of their hostess. e. wealth as the balm that heals all indignities.
Their IQs were high and UFO sightings moderately low.
The Hovick sisters: a. kept a large net handy for when Mama went a little bit ‘off’. b. ,before hitting the big time, lived on orange rinds and bread dust for weeks on end. c. were as normal as blueberry pie spiked with vodka and chocolate chips. d. had IQs of 170 and UFO sightings […]
A lifelong baseball fan, young Maggie loved maintaining the scorebook for her town’s local nine.
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