When Maggie was a young kindergarten teacher she often spent her weekends: a. perfecting a cackle she had a hunch might come in handy some day. b. as official scorekeeper of the local baseball nine. c. supplementing her income by constructing and selling scarecrows. d. on outings with the Sky Bandits, a club of hot […]
Quite the daredevil was Agnes. After World War II, she went over Niagara Falls a fourth time glued to 4 giant inner tubes.
During the early 1920s, Agnes: a. lectured on personal hygiene at the Alamo. b. went over Niagara Falls twice in a barrel, once in a giant rubber ball. c. thought about touring as Abraham Lincoln in a one woman show. d. lived on a tugboat in New York Harbor. e. always carried a violin in […]
The next door neighbors would be wise to quell their dog’s barking.
Gloria sits at her dressing table contemplating: a. what she will do to her lover if he overcooks the meatloaf. b. her next move in the dance of wits between her and Raymond Chandler. c. another day in paradise. d. what bliss it would be if that damn dog somehow stopped yapping.
Louise showed up at the opening of a new grocery store in Altadena wearing this ridiculous outfit as a joke. The joke was on her when she was installed against her will as mayor.
Louise dressed like this: a. in order to go about unnoticed in public. b. to unleash her inner Minnie Mouse. c. because she was forced to do so under gunpoint. d. for a joke.
Opening a bait shop in Saskatoon was the one thing on Victor’s bucket list that he never got around to doing.
When playing Oberon in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Victor: a. wore this costume on set and off for the duration of the shoot. b. tried, but failed, to maintain dignity while wearing the twig hat. c. was not amused when Mickey Rooney borrowed his lipstick. d. dreamed of opening a bait shop in Saskatoon. e. […]
Vilma played the kazoo better than anyone else in L.A. In fact, she taught kazoo. Marion Davies and Charlie Chaplin were two of her pupils.
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