True to his word, Bill never again wore that hat. He gave it to his barber, who donned it thereafter every day to act as the focal point of his haircutting garb, thereby drawing attention away from his shabby shoes.
To prove the deep and abiding love he held for his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day, Bill: a. wore that hat she gave to him. b. wore that hat and took his lady fair snake hunting in the Mojave Desert. c. wore that hat while preparing a romantic repast of okra and grits. d. promised her […]
Yes, that was quite the vision there with the writhing ghouls and Lincoln and all. The prankster who added the potent hallucinogen to Harold’s cup of tea remains to this day unidentified. Not unknown, but unidentified. Just sayin’.
Carole, in addition to being fun and funny, was a really good: a. speller. b. spelunker. c. pirate. d. taxidermist. e. loan officer.
What in the name of all things great and small was Arthur Treacher doing after hours in a Prescott, Arizona bowling alley in 1952? Only a very few people still alive, including the Queen of England, know. And they ain’t talking.
Arthur Treacher: a. kept on talking fifteen minutes after he was asleep and began talking fifteen minutes before he awoke. b. challenged Big Ben to a ding off after a night of revelry with his regiment following WWI. c. had a shabby coat he liked to wear for ten minutes every morning. d. water skied […]
Although Will had the desire to do all of those things, the only one to actually occur was the roller skating tour of Central Park in the company of W. C. Fields. As a side note, Al Jolson was the 3rd member of the group, but he didn’t skate. He jogged barefoot.
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