November 2, 2012
The correct answer is c – imbiber. Of course he was a convicted embezzler and served time in the slammer, but that very fact means he wasn’t an ACCOMPLISHED embezzler. An accomplished embezzler would have never been caught. Therefore a – embezzler, was not the answer the judges were looking for.
November 1, 2012
William Sydney Porter, aka O. Henry, was an accomplished: a. embezzler. b. dasher of habers. c. imbiber. d. flea circus matador. e. skater of figures on the frozen ponds of Central Park.
October 26, 2012
Well, it is the lettuce thing. Gannon always worried about Joe’s bad eating habits and tried to get him to eat more roughage. Joe was perfectly content with his usual diet of Bacon and mayo sandwiches. What can I say? Joe’s strange metabolism allowed him to thrive on an array of lard-based foods.
October 25, 2012
Joe Friday is peeved with: a. some young punk high on goofballs. b. Gannon because he brought Joe a sandwich with lettuce, and Joe hates lettuce. Gannon knows this and always brings him sandwiches with lettuce anyway. c. all of the bureaucratic crap. d. that snotty precinct commander walking by. e. Jean Paul Sartre and […]
October 19, 2012
Well, let’s face it, all those answers and many more happen to be true. If you selected one answer, you were right. If you selected a and b and c and d and e, you were really most sincerely right.
October 18, 2012
The thought bubble over Elisha’s head would read: a. Oh no, not again. b. How can that many guns all be pointing at me? c. I’ve got to think quick … yes, sir, quick … quick thinking … quick … uhhhhhhhm … d. He bit the head off the turkey, and now he’s looking at […]
October 12, 2012
Alla fought hard for this movie to be made. She even partially financed it because it was based almost entirely on her own early life experiences underground while serving as Queen of all the moles in Russia.
October 11, 2012
In this particular silent movie, Alla played: a. a stern obstetrician. b. the queen of the mole people. c. a renegade M.I.T. physics instructor. d. the writer of Adventures With Friendly Beans, a series of vegetarian cookbooks. e. Princess Dulaga of the planet Norg.
October 5, 2012
Joe E. took only 10% of his wages in kelp, but he most certainly did use his incredibly large mouth and baseball skills to pull off that unassisted triple play. So, triple play selectors, congratulations, and please accept my virtual hearty handshake.
October 4, 2012
Joe E. Brown: a. rolled a wheelbarrow filled with his weight in marbles off the end of the Santa Monica pier. b. ,in his first season playing pro baseball, pulled off an unassisted triple play after lunging like a fish at a looper in front of second base and catching it in his mouth. c. […]