A SENTENCE BY ALAN MOORE
This wiz where I used to live, back when I used to live. – from an incredible novel, Jerusalem
This wiz where I used to live, back when I used to live. – from an incredible novel, Jerusalem
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us for the 3 Question Interview Samuel Beckett’s haberdasher. Mr. Dasher, was Samuel Beckett a horse when it came to wearing clothes? Beckett’s haberdasher’s ghost: All going, stopped going, to begin again. Loon: Am I right to interpret that as a ‘yes’? Beckett’s […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to send to us for today’s 3 Question Interview a French writer and philosopher named John Paul Sart. If I may call you John, John, are you related in any way at all to an American sea person named John Paul Jones? Sartre’s ghost: No. […]
(Curtain opens to reveal two lecterns fronting a backdrop painting of huge orange poppies blanketing a vast green field. A giraffe stands behind one lectern, an ostrich behind the other.) Ostrich: Nevertheless. Giraffe: In point of fact it stands to reason if not to rhyme that … Ostrich: Nevertheless. Giraffe: All things considered it should […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth for the 3 Question Interview a man from long ago who single-handedly invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin. Welcome, Mr. Franklin, and may I ask you if you ever built a raft? Franklin’s ghost: You may. Loon: Did you ever build a raft? Franklin’s ghost: A penny […]
Loon: What a treat we have today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the one and only Casper, the Friendly Ghost. Tell me, Casper, who were you before you were a friendly ghost? Casper: Tee hee hee. Loon: Oh, my. Don’t be shy. Are you really […]
Loon: I am excited to welcome for today’s 3 Question Interview Sergei Prokofiev, a famous Russian composer I think I heard about once. Mr, or should I say Herr Prokofiev, did you like being a Russian? Prokofiev’s ghost: Da. Loon: I am told you wrote music. Do you think music should be listened to in […]
Loon: We are most fortunate today to have for the 3 Question Interview one Sir Isaac Newton, a man who, among many other things too numerous to be burdened with, invented gravity. Sir Isaac, would you mind awfully if I called you Ike? Sir Isaac’s ghost: I care not what you call me with the […]
“Trout, is that you?” “Yes, sir.” “Splendid. Bring me a brandy. That would hit the spot.” “Very good, sir.” “And Trout?” “Sir?” “While you’re at it, replace the flowers in that vase. A bit bedraggled, don’t you think? And bring me my argyle socks, you know the ones. And my green scarf. A bit chilly […]
Loon: For today’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought a mountain man named Hugh Glass who crawled a long way after fighting a bear. Mr. Glass, was the stench of the bear’s breath almost unbearable? Ghost of Hugh Glass: There might be some truth in that, though I weren’t busy […]