November 4, 1841
April 3, 1906,,,February 1, 1643
June 9, 1220,,,,,,,,,October 18, 1701,,,,May 6, 894
January 21, 1797,,,,,July 13, 1925,,,,December 19, 1333
March 6, 1580,,,,August 22, 940,,May 19, 1948,,April 30, 1985
November 7, 1460,,June 26, 1038
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You’re going to have to do better than that, fire hydrant,if you want to win at hide-and-seek.
Quiet takes back her folded fields. – James Joyce, Finnegans Wake
The poor kids from the wrong side of the tracks try to gate-crash the snobby high society dance.
1. The Bob Hope Way:
My doctor gave me some pills to cure my insomnia. They work okay, I guess, but now I dream I can’t get to sleep.
2. The Rodney Dangerfield Way:
I got it rough every night, I tell ya. I keep dreaming I can’t get to sleep.
3. The Steven Wright Way:
I dream I can’t get to sleep.
Sassafrass Finn removed the final tumbleweed from his longjohns and tossed it away.
‘Don’t that beat all?’ he said to his partner, Mo Fledge. ‘Tumbleweeds thicker ‘n a barn full of sweetowls ’round here, ain’t it.’
Fledge grunted, absorbed as he was in removing his own plague of troublesome tumbleweeds from his hat, boots, shirt and dungarees.
‘Reckon we’ll make Harpersville today?’ asked Finn, jamming his hat on after extracting from it a previously undiscovered tumbleweed.
‘Dunno,’ grunted Fledge.
‘Well, consarn it, don’t you beat all fer conversation. I wished I’d stuck with Paul Bunyan ‘stead o’ you,’ commented Finn.
Fledge grunted.
The wind gusted, slamming tumbleweeds into the partners’ faces.
Sassafrass Finn cussed up and over yonder and back again.
Mo Fledge grunted.
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