THE COOL MICHAEL CAINE KWIZ

July 31, 2014

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Michael Caine in the above photo is bothered not in the least by:

a. the velociraptor entering the room.

b. the raging fury of a wounded Marlon Brando.

c. a bevy of assassins aiming a wide sample of weaponry at him.

d. Marley’s ghost.

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YOU DON’T GET OFF THAT EASY

July 30, 2014

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I’m still here.

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THE EVILEST ROBOT – A POEM

July 29, 2014

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the evilest robot of them all

isn’t so very awfully tall

but there never is the slightest doubt

at the droop of an eyelid your spleen’s ripped out

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SHALLOW

July 28, 2014

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It’s that shallow that far out at the lake’s southern shore.

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SCIENTIFIC BRAIN FROTH

July 27, 2014
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The scientific brain froth of a triffid genius shivers in a burst of blossom to communicate with the home galaxy far, far away.

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A SENTENCE BY LEN DEIGHTON

July 26, 2014

A cigarette girl, clad in a handful of sequins, tried to sell me a souvenir program.

This lovely noir is from Deighton’s The Ipcress File.

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TALLULAH KWIZ ANSWER

July 25, 2014

You don’t want to know what Tallulah did to the stuffed bunny.

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THE TALLULAH BANKHEAD HEADDRESS KWIZ

July 24, 2014
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Tallulah isn’t thrilled because:

a. it’s 8 o’clock in the morning, and she usually gets up at 3 o’clock in the afternoon.

b. she believes she looks absurd.

c. the photographer is trying to make her smile by waving a stuffed bunny around.

d. the photo session is eating way too much into her drinking time.

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MORE REJECTED NOIR TITLES

July 22, 2014

Death Wore A Truss

Midnight Begins On Thursday

The Case Of The Poisoned Gun

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ONCE UPON A TIME

July 20, 2014

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