THE BRAIN OF CALVIN DORN

July 23, 2013
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The brain of Calvin Dorn slipped quietly along the hall to the fire exit. It zigged and zagged down the escape and dropped to the alley. It clothed itself in garments it had hidden in the trash bin. A vision in wrap-around shades, a stylish beret, bold red military jacket, green pantaloons, and tall scrolled leather boots, the brain of Calvin Dorn entered the midnight park.

Off the path in a little glade awaiting the brain of Calvin Dorn was the brain of Beatrice Cole, bedecked in satin and jewels. Oh, the tryst, the nightly tryst, and the return at dawn to duty. Thus. And so.

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THE HORDE GATHERS

July 22, 2013

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‘We attack at dawn? Is that what he said? Really? Dawn? I’ve got a lot of laundry to do. I don’t think I can make it. Best of luck, though.’

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RASPUTIN

July 21, 2013

Loon: For our 3 question interview today, I welcome the ghost of some kind of mystic or something. I’m not all that clear. Any way, that’s quite a beard you’ve got there, sir. Does it itch?
Rasputin’s ghost: Give me cake.
Loon: Cake? I don’t have any cake. Would stale bread do?
Rasputin’s ghost: CAKE!
Loon (leaving room): I’ll get some right away. Okay?
Rasputin’s ghost: CAKE!!

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A FINAL SENTENCE OF NOTE

July 20, 2013

For there she was.

4 simple words. Superbly selected and placed. That’s from MRS. DALLOWAY by the great Virginia Woolf.

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THE ANNA PAVLOVA KWIZ ANSWER

July 19, 2013
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Jack was quite the taskmaster as he taught Anna all things swan.

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THE ANNA PAVLOVA KWIZ

July 18, 2013
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anna pavlova and her pet swan Jack

Anna and her pet swan, Jack, were often seen:

a. sipping champagne through straws from a soup tureen.

b. in the throes of rehearsal, Jack repeatedly putting Anna through her dying swan dance until he was satisfied.

c. punting on the Thames.

d. wobbling along, arm in wing, early in the morning after an all night bender.

e. side by side playing duplicate harps.

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TAR PAPER UNBENT

July 16, 2013
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tar paper unbent

riddled with bullets and

rhymes

in the morning

sludge

of strangled nightingales

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THESE ARE PRETTY

July 15, 2013
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BELA LUGOSI

July 14, 2013
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Loon: We have a special treat today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the famous movie star, Bela Lugosi. Welcome, Mr. Lugosi. Is that a wine stain on your tuxedo?

Ghost of Lugosi: I never drink … wine.

Loon: Me neither. It makes me drunk. Do you have a favorite werewolf?

Ghost of Lugosi: All the children of the night belong to me. Look into my eyes.

Loon: They’re nice and glowy. Do…you…..have………

Ghost of Lugosi: Yes, I do and

(Lords of the 4th Dimension intervene just in time.)

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A SENTENCE BY VIRGINIA WOOLF

July 13, 2013

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame.

This from Mrs. Dalloway, a tome chock full of tasty sentences.

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