June 15, 2012
The movie is Lady in the Lake. Adrienne Fromsett is the name of Audrey Totter’s character. Robert Montgomery as Philip Marlowe gets the shot he wants by producing a live tarantula and thrusting it at Audrey. Audrey later gives Montgomery a hotfoot while he is napping between scenes.
June 14, 2012

Audrey has just realized:
a. she forgot to wipe her fingerprints off of the cudgel.
b. she locked her keys in the car.
c. that the giant spider is not fake.
d. she will never become the Queen of Spain.
June 13, 2012

I told you it was abstract.
June 12, 2012

These aren’t really military daggers. I just thought, you know, military daggers. It sounds like really cool to say, “Military daggers.” Military daggers. Yeah. “Hey, Al, what you got there?” “Military daggers, my friend.”
June 11, 2012
Little Jenny Factorypudding never left her room. When asked why by a visiting busybody, Little Jenny turned away to face the wall and froze in place until long after the busybody had given up, gone home, and consumed three flagons of apricot brandy and two corn muffins. It was only then that Little Jenny Factorypudding with a toss of her head cried out, “Why should I? I have all the safety pins I’ll ever need gathered in that corner.” She followed this statement by flouncing about tearing recipe cards to shreds in order to demonstrate her passionate determination to remain roombound. Needless to say, no volunteers stepped forward to try and lure her out. Hundreds of years later, she died happily as a satisfied crone and was assigned a carbon copy of her room for eternity.
June 10, 2012
june
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june wobbles apace
with savage lips
my soul to disembowel
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oh crafty june
i spurn thee in thy greenest mood
hell is my comfort
June 9, 2012
Mr. McCoy and J Palmer killed a large Grizly Bear in tolerable order and on opening him found nearly in the center of the lights a stone Arrow head together with about 3 inches of the Shaft attached to it.
Mountain man writing in his journal in 1828 while camping near the Sacramento River in Californy.
June 8, 2012
Let’s just say the third waffle was a waffle too far. Fred deeply regretted trying to match Jimmy Cagney waffle for waffle in the morning waffle off on the set of White Heat.
June 7, 2012

At this particular moment in time, Fred was thinking:
a. “What is that guy doing on that ladder over there?”
b. “I shouldn’t have eaten that second waffle.”
c. “If I could only remember where I left my hatchet.”
d. “I shouldn’t have eaten that third waffle.”
June 6, 2012

Sometimes, Gertie, a rose isn’t a rose isn’t a rose. In this particular case, a rose is a powerful listening device set up by the triffid underground in preparation for the upcoming takeover of the planet. Oh, and that cactus in the background? Not a cactus.