GREEN OF SPRING
April 8, 2019
OLDEN GOLDIE
April 7, 2019
HARRISON MULT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, posing as if being considered for a seat on the Supreme Court, studied the menu.
“Hello, my name is Legion. I’ll be your meal escort today. Are you ready to order, sir?” said the waitress, pen at the ready, hair bunned, glasses on chain, focus located.
“I was born ready,” said Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, foot floor tapping, knuckle table rapping.
“What’ll it be then?”
“How fresh is the salmon?”
“I had to slap its face. It made a comment. Fresh enough.”
“I’ll have that and a glass of smoke.”
“Salmon and smoke. Will that be all?”
“That’s what she said,” replied Harrison Mult, attorney-at-law, eyebrow shaving, blonde at bar waving.
A citizen’s arrest was thereupon made by a stranger in a green trench coat. He turned out to be an armadillo. Fortunately, no newspapers survived, and silliness was kept at a minimum.
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THE TRIS SPEAKER KWIZ ANSWER
April 5, 2019
Wearing two uniforms at once made Tris feel special on his birthday.
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THE TRIS SPEAKER BIRTHDAY KWIZ
April 4, 2019
Tris celebrated his birthday by:
a. punching Ty Cobb.
b. participating in a spitting contest with teammates.
c. stacking and balancing four baseballs on top of his head.
d. wearing a second uniform over his usual uniform.
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ANNA
April 2, 2019
A PORTRAIT OF YOUNG REMBRANDT
March 31, 2019
Rembrandt frisked from room to room, banging his tambourine on the top of his head. He larked, clicking his heels. He boomed a bawdy ballad and roared with laughter. He ran outside giggling and destroyed his neighbor’s tulips. Energized, the young artist, sucking on a plum, returned to his easel. He narrowed his eyes and studied most carefully his favorite subject in the mirror.
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