May 19 – processed dirt. avoided bird’s notice by maintaining silent rigidity. processed more dirt.
When Loretta was this young:
a. she bowled the first of her eventual 8 perfect 300 games.
b. she piloted a glider to Catalina.
c. she caught a swordfish by the sword.
d. she went over Niagara Falls in a specially designed hoop skirt.
2 cups ground Englishman bones
3 golden goose eggs
1 pinch nutmeg
1 tablespoon adder yeast
1 cup bat milk
Break the eggs into a bowl, saving the shells to deposit in the bank later. Whip yeast into milk. Add to eggs. Stir to a froth. Add ground bones and nutmeg. Mix, knead, and craft into baking pan. Set on hearth in front of roaring fire. Stab with dagger after 1/2 hour. If blade is clean, bread is baked. Set on sill for five miutes. Devour.
When Lyle Persephone strummed his mandolin while wandering along the lane, the lane emptied. When he took to the stage of the opera house, mandolin in hand, the opera house emptied. Is it any wonder that the king sought a volunteer to snatch Lyle’s mandolin. The fact that nobody volunteered was understandable, for Lyle was fierce and widely known to be incredibly dangerous. That is why Pedge, the Fool, was assigned the task.
With only a hey-nonny-no and a funny hat to aid him, Pedge confronted Lyle at the abandoned mill.
“I don’t suppose it’s true that mandolin strumming is really fun for a long time, and then suddenly you die, nonny-no,” said Pedge.
“Zounds,” commented Lyle, dropping the mandolin and running away.
Pedge was rewarded by not being garroted.
in the land of pink and green
i wandered so serene
nibbling bliss from a comb of honey
when a thief wandered by and stole my money
On breaks between scenes, Beulah could often be found in the costume shop sewing and chatting like mad.
In addition to her acting prowess, Beulah:
a. was a carpenter of some note.
b. was a world champion ski jumper.
c. could sew a straight hem blindfolded.
d. could bend steel with her bare hands.
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