FAR FLUNG WILLOUGHBY
Far Flung Willoughby wore a bright green suit.
Far Flung Willoughby played a mean jazz flute.
Whenever careless pedestrians moved into his path,
Far Flung Willoughby went home and took a bath.
THE COWARDLY LION KWIZ ANSWER
The whole set was on edge whenever they noticed Judy’s juggling teacher entering the building.
THE COWARDLY LION KWIZ
DIALOGUE
“Emboldened crabs have breached the perimeter!”
“Quick! Unleash the poets!”
“Horrors! I can’t watch.”
“The tide turns. We are saved!”
“All praise the brutal savagery of Emily Dickinson! Hurrah!”
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELEANOR POWELL
Loon: An April 1st treat is in store for us. the Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced the ghost of a famous tap dancer named Eleanor Powell to undergo the 3 Question Interview. Dame Eleanor, what is your favorite color?
Powell’s ghost: I’m not that kind of a dame, and my favorite color is powder blue.
Loon: I see. Have you ever hollowed out a pomegranate?
Powell’s ghost: Are you kidding?
Loon: No. And finally, did you ever dance with a defanged cobra wound around your neck?
Powell’s ghost: Do movie producers count?
Loon: I am not sure what you mean. Nevertheless, good-bye.
(Powell taps a mad retreat. Loon scratches left elbow.)








