AFTER RAIN #2

April 9, 2018

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AFTER RAIN

April 8, 2018

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FAR FLUNG WILLOUGHBY

April 7, 2018

Far Flung Willoughby wore a bright green suit.

Far Flung Willoughby played a mean jazz flute.

Whenever careless pedestrians moved into his path,

Far Flung Willoughby went home and took a bath.

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THE COWARDLY LION KWIZ ANSWER

April 6, 2018

The whole set was on edge whenever they noticed Judy’s juggling teacher entering the building.

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THE COWARDLY LION KWIZ

April 5, 2018

The Cowardly Lion is wary of:

a. the elephant in the room.

b. the zebra on stilts stalking toward him.

c. three grinning motionless birds.

d. Judy Garland juggling machetes.

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SHAPE AND COLOR

April 4, 2018

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DIALOGUE

April 3, 2018

“Emboldened crabs have breached the perimeter!”

“Quick! Unleash the poets!”

“Horrors! I can’t watch.”

“The tide turns. We are saved!”

“All praise the brutal savagery of Emily Dickinson! Hurrah!”

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SCIENCE

April 2, 2018

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ELEANOR POWELL

April 1, 2018

Loon: An April 1st treat is in store for us. the Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced the ghost of a famous tap dancer named Eleanor Powell to undergo the 3 Question Interview. Dame Eleanor, what is your favorite color?

Powell’s ghost: I’m not that kind of a dame, and my favorite color is powder blue.

Loon: I see. Have you ever hollowed out a pomegranate?

Powell’s ghost: Are you kidding?

Loon: No. And finally, did you ever dance with a defanged cobra wound around your neck?

Powell’s ghost: Do movie producers count?

Loon: I am not sure what you mean. Nevertheless, good-bye.

(Powell taps a mad retreat. Loon scratches left elbow.)

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SPRING THING

March 31, 2018

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