THE DUKE MANTEE KWIZ ANSWER
March 30, 2018
THE DUKE MANTEE KWIZ
March 29, 2018
At this moment, Duke regrets:
a. the iffy salmon loaf he ate earlier.
b. daring ‘Gorilla’ McKay to break both of his arms.
c. punching in pique a petrified tree.
d. dropping out of beauty school.
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PRESIDENTIAL FAVORITES
March 28, 2018
The president’s favorite novels by Charles Dickens
1. A Tale of Two Bone Spurs
2. The Old Bone Spur Shop
3. David Bonespurfield
4. The Mystery of Edwin Bonespur
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SAYINGS
March 27, 2018
Two birds and a stone can’t make a stitch in time.
When the lark sings to the owl, condemnation is nigh.
To sup with none is to sup with doom and save a lot of money.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – OZZIE NELSON
March 25, 2018
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview have sent to us with no explanation whatsoever somebody named Ozzie Nelson. Why are you famous, Mr. Nelson?
Nelson’s ghost: Gee, I don’t know.
Loon: You must have some idea. Why should I know you?
Nelson’s ghost: It could be football, my band, or my television show.
Loon: Now we’re getting somewhere. Final question. Did you hate the Three Musketeers candy bar because it lacked the caramel layer of a Milky Way?
Nelson’s ghost: Golly. I kinda liked a Three Musketeers.
Loon: Good-bye. (stalks off enraged for some inscrutable reason)
Nelson’s ghost (agitated): Harriet.
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STUMPED BY A TRIFFID
March 24, 2018
I had no answer for this triffid when it asked, ‘Why did you elect a ridiculous immoral clown as your president? Are you trying to make it easy for us to conquer your planet?’
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THE ROSALIND RUSSELL KWIZ ANSWER
March 23, 2018
Zasu was a good sport, although her later revenge was sweet.
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THE ROSALIND RUSSELL KWIZ
March 22, 2018
This candid shot captures Rosalind taking part in:
a. owl worship.
b. moon worship.
c. voluminous hooded cloak worship.
d. rehearsing a practical joke to be sprung on Zasu Pitts.
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CHARM
March 21, 2018
Pymascia, a young witch in search of a certain charm, looked down from her broom at the forest of garven trees. “Magenta root,” she muttered. Swerving left, she dove to darkness under the pale yellow garven canopy. Lightly landing, she stepped to the impressive trunk of the nearest garven tree. Wrinkled in swirls of magenta and black, the bark of the tree purred silent satisfaction.
“Yes,” said the witch. “I find ye as it was foretold.”
She fell to her knees and began to dig. Crumble dirt, easy to move, she tossed aside in clumps. She paused when she unearthed the root, the magenta root, the glowing magenta root.
“Yes,” said the witch.
She tore under the root with her talons in a frenzy. She leaped to her feet, thrusting her right fist toward the sky.
“I have it!” she cried.
Laughing a high shriek, away on her broom she soared. Forever after, all she had to do following a wild coven party was to raise the charm overhead and turn one full circle, thereby making her cottage spotlessly clean and neatly organized.
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