THE DW GRIFFITH MISTRESS KWIZ ANSWER
June 23, 2017
THE DW GRIFFITH MISTRESS KWIZ
June 22, 2017
Carol Dempster, DW Griffith’s mistress and leading lady in his films during the 1920s, :
a. weighed 57 pounds.
b. could balance on one leg as pictured for hours and hours and hours.
c. thrived on a diet of cockroaches and kelp.
d. could recite from memory Bram Stoker’s novel, Dracula
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BUGS TERMAGENT
June 21, 2017
Bugs Termagent razored his way efficiently into the space between the quarreling wolves. Raising his fist with its atrophied fingers into a gesture of dominance, he noted with satisfaction the wolves cringing and slinking away, lowered tails dragging along the pine needle carpet.
‘I would have sustenance!’ he shouted to his wife, Perennia, before taking a false step, tripping over a root hump and landing awkwardly, ripping his trousers in the process. Perennia bent double laughing.
Moral: At the peak of triumph, disaster often awaits.
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ON GOVERNMENT REPRESENTATIVES
June 20, 2017
They are all liars, you can’t believe anything they say. – Sitting Bull
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GENTLEMAN JIM CORBETT
June 18, 2017
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost supplied to us for the 3 Question Interview, one Gentleman Jim Corbett, looks like a boxer. Were you a boxer, Gentleman?
Corbett’s ghost: I was a pugilist of some note.
Loon: Well, I’m sure pugiling was important, too. Did you ever meet the Queen of England, or better yet, dance with her?
Corbett’s ghost: I never had that pleasure.
Loon: Finally, if you could be a napkin, would you … be a napkin?
Corbett’s ghost: In some sense, I suppose you could say that I was a human napkin, wiping up the floor with many an unfortunate foe.
Loon (beaming): Thank you so much.
Corbett’s ghost (bowing): An honor.
(Loon fumbles with his cravat. Corbett’s ghost shadow boxes away.)
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STUDS TERKEL ANGELA MERKEL
June 17, 2017
studs terkel
angela merkel
the farmer in the dell
whenever i’m beside myself
i ring this little bell
sojourner truth
john wilkes booth
from the mighty whale a tooth
whenever i’m behind myself
i’m always in duluth
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THE HOLMES/WATSON KWIZ ANSWER
June 16, 2017
Holmes had a devil of a time wresting that tape measure from the hedgehog.
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THE HOLMES/WATSON KWIZ
June 15, 2017
Holmes is:
a. pointing at a small pile of unseemly litter.
b. trying to wrest his tape measure from the grasp of an irritated hedgehog.
c. uneasy at the proximity of Watson’s head to his own.
d. lost in dreams of yesteryear.
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