Marion: a. possessed the world’s largest collection of steamrollers. b. wore gloves with some sort of odd fringed cuffs. c. roller skated from the castle to the beach every year on Aardvark Day. d. built from scratch and flew her very own Sopwith Camel. e. did more than one of the above.
The evil magic penguin casts his spells by banging on his: CAR POOL TUNNEL SIN DRUM
Little Jenny Factorypudding never left her room. When asked why by a visiting busybody, Little Jenny turned away to face the wall and froze in place until long after the busybody had given up, gone home, and consumed three flagons of apricot brandy and two corn muffins. It was only then that Little Jenny Factorypudding […]
In the midnight laundromat The Spirit of the Typewriter folded towels vehemently in an effort to banish aching memories of The Spirit of the Adding Machine. No use, no use, he thought, and abandoning all dignity and stoic acceptance, The Spirit of the Typewriter depressed his space bar. Instantaneously whisked to an establishment located a […]
Once again, it’s time for trees like this to be brazen hussies. Eye candy? Indeed!
Salvation Sal divided the chocolate bar into 8 individual squares. Burrowed deep in the straw with her turkey, she consumed the gleaming squares of lovely delight ever so slowly. Outside, the rain beat a merry tune on the upturned visage of Salvation Al, Sal’s evil twin. “Where be ye, woman?” called Al, and he entered […]
the big cup fill it up but certainly not with the arms of Krupp rather instead before you’re dead fill it with a loaf of bread
veni, vidi, vici wenny, weedy, weaky I came, I saw, I conquered As for me I came, I saw, I had a little soup
The Car Payment and the Poet A car payment paced back and forth in the vastness of an abandoned steel mill while shouting obscenities and waving its arms. Calmly observing this behavior from her perch on rusty debris was a poet. “Hold fast to time!” called the poet. “What’s that supposed to mean?” said the […]
hawk sparrow ………….flowerbed…………………–swimming pool–……sunbather……….. …………………..worm……………..I~~~~~~~~~~~~~I………………………….. ….worm’s assistant…………………………………………………………………….. ..worm’s mother-in-law…………….worm’s chef………………………………..
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
