CARTOON FRIDAY 6
“…and I’ll tell you another thing that was better in days of yore…”
“…and I’ll tell you another thing that was better in days of yore…”
The Angular Sock While the other socks were gossiping in the hamper, the angular sock eased under a pillowcase and brooded. No one liked her, not even her partner. The angular sock listened while her partner jibbered to the others about the angular sock’s shortcomings. Her stripe was flawed. Her toe had that awful angle. […]
Broadway Possibility Hello Dali – the heart elongating, twisting and dripping story of a surrealist painter
WHICH ITEM DOES NOT BELONG? a. Tom Mix b. Hopalong Cassidy c. Roy Rogers d. saddle e. spurs f. butte g. stagecoach h. Colt 45 i. Gene Autrey j. ballet slippers k. Stetson l. The Ringo Kid m. Gabby Hayes n. stinking badges
A is for Brian, a very good student B is for Karen, stung several times C is for Juan, always agreeable D is for Jamie, in Glasgow passed on E is for Alice, afraid of mice F is for Ken, a quite stupid fellow G is for Timmy, who turned his horse right H is […]
The Bacon Dream Rollo, the psychic pig, dreamt doom.
After the Battle B. Tipton Stallworthy surveyed his domain with great satisfaction. He stood on the highest round roof turret of the keep and took in the view all around. Vast sky, distant mountains, nearby thickness of woods, each of these he examined in turn with a victor’s pride. A scuff of boot and a […]
“No, I’m not kidding. For a lion, you’re one hell of a good dancer.”
The Brawl The Theory of Natural Selection came at E = MC Squared with a long looping right while shouting, “Take it back, you cur!” Sidestepping with the speed of light, E = MC Squared easily avoided the blow and snarled, “In your dreams, mutation!” Fortunately, Ode on a Grecian Urn happened to be walking […]
Shakespeare Regrets Asking Drunken Friends in Alehouse for Suggestions “To be or not to be, that’s about the size of it.” “To be or not to be, whadda you gonna do?” “Tuh beee … urr …. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” “Play ‘Melancholy Baby’.”