CARTOON FRIDAY 6

July 10, 2009

“…and I’ll tell you another thing that was better in days of yore…”

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FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES 4

July 9, 2009
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The Angular Sock While the other socks were gossiping in the hamper, the angular sock eased under a pillowcase and brooded.  No one liked her, not even her partner.  The angular sock listened while her partner jibbered to the others about the angular sock’s shortcomings. Her stripe was flawed.  Her toe had that awful angle.  […]

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THE GREAT WHITE WAY

July 8, 2009

Broadway Possibility Hello Dali – the heart elongating, twisting and dripping story of a surrealist painter

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KWIZ TIME

July 7, 2009
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WHICH ITEM DOES NOT BELONG? a. Tom Mix b. Hopalong Cassidy c. Roy Rogers d. saddle e. spurs f. butte g. stagecoach h. Colt 45 i. Gene Autrey j. ballet slippers k. Stetson l. The Ringo Kid m. Gabby Hayes n. stinking badges

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ALPHABETARARIUM

July 6, 2009
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A is for Brian, a very good student B is for Karen, stung several times C is for Juan, always agreeable D is for Jamie, in Glasgow passed on E is for Alice, afraid of mice F is for Ken, a quite stupid fellow G is for Timmy, who turned his horse right H is […]

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A ONE SENTENCE STORY

July 5, 2009
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The Bacon Dream Rollo, the psychic pig, dreamt doom.

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A LOON STORY

July 4, 2009
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After the Battle B. Tipton Stallworthy surveyed his domain with great satisfaction. He stood on the highest round roof turret of the keep and took in the view all around. Vast sky, distant mountains, nearby thickness of woods, each of these he examined in turn with a victor’s pride. A scuff of boot and a […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 5

July 3, 2009
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“No, I’m not kidding. For a lion, you’re one hell of a good dancer.”

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FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES 3

July 2, 2009

The Brawl The Theory of Natural Selection came at E = MC Squared with a long looping right while shouting, “Take it back, you cur!” Sidestepping with the speed of light, E = MC Squared easily avoided the blow and snarled, “In your dreams, mutation!” Fortunately, Ode on a Grecian Urn happened to be walking […]

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LIFE AND TIMES OF THE BARD

July 1, 2009

Shakespeare Regrets Asking Drunken Friends in Alehouse for Suggestions “To be or not to be, that’s about the size of it.” “To be or not to be, whadda you gonna do?” “Tuh beee … urr …. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” “Play ‘Melancholy Baby’.”

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