The doomed talisman paced her cell, all four of her hands clasped behind her back. Dawn threatened, and with it, the gibbet. ‘Ha ha,’ said the gibbet, ‘I’ll make short work of you.’ Just then an articulate strawberry vendor tackled the gibbet, bound and gagged it. ‘It’s about time,’ said the talisman, waiting patiently while […]
Loon: For the 3 Question Interview today we have a tiny old elf creature called, I am told, John D. Rockefeller. Tell me, little elf, what sorts of magic do you know? Rockefeller’s ghost: I will give you a shiny new dime. Loon: That would be nice, but won’t you share a magic spell or […]
Brigitte Helm, when in character as the best evil robot ever in the silent movie Metropolis, thought about: a. sweet, sweet revenge. b. what she would do to a chocolate cake if she had the billion marks to buy one. c. entering a nunnery and what she would do to the sisters therein. d. bare […]
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 question interview a lady who was the mother of a famous musician, a whistler, I am told. First question. When did you first notice that your son was a whistler? Whistler’s mother’s ghost: Why, from the day he was born, of course. Loon: That soon. Wow. Was he […]
This unicorn had a part in the film of A Midsummer Night’s Dream until it was expelled from the premises for: a. goosing the director with its you know what. b. scratching obscenities on tree trunks with its you know what. c. ruining a shot of Titania and Bottom by walking through the scene with […]
A really cool dentist would be: Dr. Ethelred Killjoy, alias ‘The Badger’ A really cool garbage collector would be: Sir Basil Slop A really cool geology professor would be: Professor Meinherr Klaus Dirk A really cool name W.C. Fields said would be: Snead Hearn A really cool thing for me to do right now would […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
