THE JP MORGAN KWIZ ANSWER
What can I say? He had a strict cook. No dessert if you don’t finish your vegetables.
What can I say? He had a strict cook. No dessert if you don’t finish your vegetables.
JP glowers because: a. he can’t have dessert because he didn’t eat his broccoli. b. the minion he’s staring at brought the wrong gold plated mustache comb. c. he’s just been told wealth is not all giggles and pranks. d. no matter how much his heart yearns for it, he can’t unilaterally ban the accordion.
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Loon: I am joined this morning for the 3 question interview by the ghost of J.P. Morgan, a prominent financier, whatever that may be. Mr. Morgan, why are you wearing spats? Morgan’s ghost: I want your coat. Give it to me. Loon: I’m not wearing a coat. What coat do you mean? Morgan’s ghost: In […]
Darwin Plaguemaster, the board certified lemming, approached the edge of the cliff with some trepidation and a bag of walnuts. He tossed one walnut over and watched its descent onto the crusty spikes far below. A faint nutty cry of pain drifted up to chastise the lemming. With a firm nod, Plaguemaster retreated to safety […]
They are discussing wealth, the healing balm.
These British bankers are discussing: a. the situation in India. b. the size of King Edward’s hernia. c. the source of the Nile. d. the eccentricities of their hostess. e. wealth as the balm that heals all indignities.
has very little to do with this convention of alien death pods meeting to discuss a variety of nefarious plans.
Their IQs were high and UFO sightings moderately low.