Death Rode Shotgun Black Satin Bullets The Midnight Rope Dancer How Deadly Was My Flail
Campbell’s eyes rolled from their sockets every midnight and ventured forth to terrorize London. Top hat jaunty and cape fluttering, Campbell’s eyes spun madly along the fog-shrouded streets. Drunken harlots and flocks of salvation mendicants flung themselves in terror from the oncoming surge of Campbell’s eyes. Sweeping in to a brew house, Campbell’s eyes demanded […]
PRESENTING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY AN EXPERIENCE NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN PEGASUS ON ICE featuring THE HARMONICA STYLINGS OF AUDREY HEPBURN and GABBY HAYES
Although Fred once took a wallop in the chops from Ginger’s flying sleeve, that was nothing compared to the beating his face took from Gerda’s hat.
Wearing this hat, Gerda Maurus: a. danced with Fred Astaire, inflicting face lacerations severe enough to put Fred in the hospital. b. jogged in Central Park without incident. c. swam the English Channel without incident. d. served on a murder trial jury, causing several incidents. e. felt invincible.
Red and Claw Harpoon, moonshiners from Odd Lake County, flung themselves away from the explosion. Tattered and bleeding, they swore revenge on Dave Shuttlesworth. Driving to town in their battered and bleeding Model T, they swore revenge on Tim Potfellow, proprietor of the General Store. Walking down Main Street, shotguns cradled in blood, they swore […]
The doomed talisman paced her cell, all four of her hands clasped behind her back. Dawn threatened, and with it, the gibbet. ‘Ha ha,’ said the gibbet, ‘I’ll make short work of you.’ Just then an articulate strawberry vendor tackled the gibbet, bound and gagged it. ‘It’s about time,’ said the talisman, waiting patiently while […]
Loon: For the 3 Question Interview today we have a tiny old elf creature called, I am told, John D. Rockefeller. Tell me, little elf, what sorts of magic do you know? Rockefeller’s ghost: I will give you a shiny new dime. Loon: That would be nice, but won’t you share a magic spell or […]
Brigitte got into evil robot mode by imagining a successful bare hand rabbit hunt and its bloody aftermath.
Brigitte Helm, when in character as the best evil robot ever in the silent movie Metropolis, thought about: a. sweet, sweet revenge. b. what she would do to a chocolate cake if she had the billion marks to buy one. c. entering a nunnery and what she would do to the sisters therein. d. bare […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
