A few things about me you should know The moment I arrive I’m eager to go I’m plotting ‘Good-bye’ when I say ‘Hello’ That’s what about me you should know One more thing about me you should know If you ask me to travel, I’ll always say ‘No’ I abhor loud and bright, prefer soft […]
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 question interview a lady who was the mother of a famous musician, a whistler, I am told. First question. When did you first notice that your son was a whistler? Whistler’s mother’s ghost: Why, from the day he was born, of course. Loon: That soon. Wow. Was he […]
All the answers are correct, for the unicorn did all of those things and more.
This unicorn had a part in the film of A Midsummer Night’s Dream until it was expelled from the premises for: a. goosing the director with its you know what. b. scratching obscenities on tree trunks with its you know what. c. ruining a shot of Titania and Bottom by walking through the scene with […]
A really cool dentist would be: Dr. Ethelred Killjoy, alias ‘The Badger’ A really cool garbage collector would be: Sir Basil Slop A really cool geology professor would be: Professor Meinherr Klaus Dirk A really cool name W.C. Fields said would be: Snead Hearn A really cool thing for me to do right now would […]
Loon: I hardly know what to do with today’s subject for the 3 Question Interview. A hairy beast some 10 feet tall is right now staring at me and muttering I don’t know what, but frankly it doesn’t seem to be all that friendly. Yeti, is your hair white because you’re old, or were you […]
When sisters Minnie and Helen Cloverdale founded their secret society, The Target and Strangulation Club, little did they realize the sort of journey on which they had embarked. For lo, a multi-billionaire strolling along the sidewalk adjacent to the Cloverdale home spied the satin costumed sisters as they conducted a meeting perched in their treehouse. […]
Success was the reward earned by Sam’s merry band of hippies in the search for Twinkies.
Young Uncle Sam once rang in the new year by: a. rowing across Lake Michigan with his eyes closed. b. interviewing a famous talking hen. c. dashing through the snow. d. leading a band of merry hippies in pursuit of Twinkies.
On New Year’s Eve Harrison Grieve always dines on oats. ‘I do so because,’ he told his cuz, ‘it keeps away the goats.’ ‘How does that work?’ asked his cousin, James Burke, a skeptic from the west. Harry replied, I keep closed one eye and dab mustard all over my vest.’ Not being a dunce, […]
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