Silent film star Mae Murray: a. was not being funny on purpose. b. used her Cupid bow pout so much that her lip muscles grew strong enough to tear the caps off of beer bottles. c. once lost a footrace to Mary Pickford. d. had a smaller mansion built inside her larger mansion. e. anticipated […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me that this great big horse can answer questions yes or no by tapping once or twice with a hoof. Is this true? Secretariat’s ghost: I suppose so if you want to be simplistic about it. Here’s a better idea. Why don’t I just talk instead? Loon: […]
When the black wolf came in, he moved like rippling black water. From Snow Dog by the dog book guy extraordinaire.
Whenever threatened, Joe’s silent stare was most effective.
Joe, whenever threatened, would: a. quickly write a cadenza. b. use the particular silent stare illustrated above. c. disarm his foe with barnyard animal impressions. d. backflip away to a safe distance. e. vacation in Toronto.
Twig Hand He staggered into the fog. Pale lights loomed ahead, were swallowed behind. He veered into the tangled undergrowth by the path. Red leaves in bunches slapped at his face. His eyes swam in and out of focus where the mist thinned and thickened in pulses. He came to a standstill, breathing heavily. A […]
Conrad Veidt’s eyes are glazed like that because: a. he’s been awake for 16 days staring at an orange. b. the wig of enchantment automatically induces a waking coma of happiness. c. they aren’t his eyes. They’re fake eyes painted on his closed eyelids. d. his cat, though dead seven years, still recognizes him.
Vladimir and Estragon, a couple of trees waiting for the snow.
She wasn’t the most talented matron in the yard, but she was the only one who could swim. Securing the secret document between cheek and mandible, she plunged into the canal. Weaving her way deftly under water through sunken columns she arrived at her destination. She pulled herself up through the trapdoor opening to the […]
Loon: Today we greet Ingmar Bergman, a famous movie director known to one and to all, on the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Bergman, what was it like working with your sister Ingrid? Bergman’s ghost: You jest, and though I scowl, you may interpret it as merriment. Loon: Well then, let me try another. What was […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
